Internet is like sugar for the mind; it's something that you really don't need to survive but DAMN it feels great to have it. It injects you with a form of satisfaction which makes the brain glow. (Literally if you're using a computer that runs on nuclear cells.)

I bought an iMac a while ago (when I still had a stable job) but some kind of phobia of different technologies prevented me from using it. This week I haven't done anything else than trying to figure out how it works, it's so very different from a PC. Strange, strange...

Hmm, my mind is still blank. I guess it have to be trained too just like the body, or else it will wither to a dehydrated raisin-looking thing that not even a brainhungry zombie would touch. Speaking of zombies, I've just finished reading World War Z. It was a great reading. See? I sound like an impotent lobster. I need to inject something into my brain.

How about a joke?

I used to hate to attend weddings. All my aunts and my grandmother always had to pinch my cheek really hard and push their elbows into my ribs while saying in a high voice "You are the next, your are the next". But I finally got an end to it.
'What did you do?'
It was easy; I started doing the same to them in funerals.