Stolen from  Genesisw

First some vital statistics:

I know none of you have met or seen me in person. I'll be the guy in an awesome red coat with a tail, most likely wearing jeans and black shirt underneath. I've got longish light brown (a few people have commented on some red undertones that I've inherited) which will be tied back loosely.

Are you hosting any panels?

I would be extremely surprised to find out I was, especially since I'm going as a visitor and can't draw.

Where are you staying?

I'll be at the convention hotel.

Who will you be with?

No one, and am nervous about that fact.

Do you do trades?

Happily! However, unless you play MTG, I've nothing to trade with you.

What is your gender?

Wouldn't you like to know?!

... male.

How old are you?

I'm 20. I've been told I look older, which is probably due more to the way I act than anything else.

Can I touch you?

God no.

I mean, well, I'll try. I really mean that. But I have big problems with touching people I don't know, to the point where I don't really want to shake hands.

Can I talk to you?

Yes, you may. I'll be nervous and scared the entire time, and I won't talk to anyone on my own. I encourage you to try and talk to me. I'll be standoff-ish and defensive at first, but I swear I'm a fun guy to talk to after I get used to you.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?

Feel free to buy me whatever you'd like. However, unless it's water, I'm not gonna touch it. I both despise alcohol and can't drink it.

Oh, and it's illegal for me to do so, but eh, whatever to that part.

Can I give you lots of money?

Yes.

Yes.

God yes.

Please give me lots of money for nothing in return. I will happily take your money.

Iz a poor college student. :U

Can I hug or snuggle with you?

God no.

Not at first anyways. As I said before, I've got a problem with touching. BUT I swear I'll try once I've gotten used to you.

How tall are you?

The question really is how short am I? I'm 5'4".

Are you nice?

I like to think so. I won't seem it at first if you talk to me, but that's because I'll be scared out of my wits. Let me relax and I'll joke around with you happily.

Are you cliquey?

Not in the least. I dun watch TV, I dun watch movies, I dun play video games. Mostly I read and play MTG by myself. I'll have my cards with me, and it's a great way to break the ice if you want to play a game.

I hate parties and dancing and pretty much anything that involves loud or lots of people.

So no, not cliquey. I'll probably attach myself to the first person I feel comfortable around though.

Can I stalk you?

D:

What?

No.

You're asking me if you can do something illegal? Right.

I mean, I'll be flattered if you think I'm attractive. Feel free to come up and tell me that. (Likely response: "Err... ok?") But if you get all creepy I have no qualms about beating the shit out of you. Or running away. Kinda depends on how much bigger than me you are.

How long are you going?

Actually in the air as of right now, cuz I am a college student. I have to check whether I need to be in class that Friday or not. But I do know I'll be leaving Sunday night.

Do you have an artist table?

Iz not an artist, so no.

Do you like parties?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

If I see you, how should I get your attention?

I answer to Grey and variations of the word kitty. *shrugs*

Don't grab my shoulder unless you want to be punched.

A few "Don't do's" regarding me

Don't expect me to drink alcohol. Don't offer, don't insist, don't whatever. This also goes for drugs of any sort. I really don't care what you do, but I don't do any of these things. I hate smoke of any kind, please don't do it around me if you happen to get me to hang out with you.

I'm extremely picky about food. I have reason to believe that I'm a supertaster (term found out from the webcomic the person that I stole this meme from :3 ) and I have a restricted diet on top of that. It's easiest to explain that I'm diabetic (though I'm not) and that I'm a vegetarian (though I'm not). My eating habits are similar but not quite like those, but it's a lengthier explanation for another time. So don't offer me food, I don't want to be rude and refuse it, but I will if you do.

Please please PLEASE do not sneak up behind me and try to startle me for fun. Not to sound like the internet tough guy, but I've trained in the martial arts for going on 4 years (no, not a black belt yet) and will likely lash out. Not only out of reflex, but out of sheer dun-touch-me-ism.

That's all folks.