I'm taking commissions! (UPDATE: CLOSED)
15 years ago
CLOSED! Damn, that was quick. Sorry to all those who are broke or didn't make it, but depending on how this goes, I may well do it again, so keep me in mind. And for all the rest of you folks, I will be busting my raccoon balls to give you what you wanted!
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You know, I thought I was gonna manage to make it out of this whole economic slump without having to do the art for money thing, but two destroyed tires, a dead battery, a neglectful homeowner's association and several other ambush expenses later, I find myself ready to punch the next asshole asking for a several hundred-dollar handout.
So!
Despite my previous statements about anxiety in producing commissioned artwork, I'm basically telling myself tough titties. If you people want some commissions, I am taking them now. Because believe me, however much it makes me mewl to feel the pressure of capitalism, it annoys me much more to eat noodles for lunch at work- that alone ensures you will get a picture out of me. :)
I am taking up to eight of these things! First come, first serve! Be the envy of your imaginary friend and own a piece of indentured servitude!
Sketch: $15
Color: $30
Each additional character (up to two): $10
~Everything else negotiable, please have a reference or a damn good description~
SLOTS:
1.
shade1111
2.
milkjunkie
3.
deloco49 [COMPLETED]
4.
anjuneko
5.
Azarian
6.
rhemora
7.
Myrilla (tentative)
8. ^Ditto
All paypal transactions are to be made to Norithics[at]Gmail[dot]com.
PS: I'm serious! It's not a trick! I like money! Oh, and I'm not gonna die or something, don't panic.
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You know, I thought I was gonna manage to make it out of this whole economic slump without having to do the art for money thing, but two destroyed tires, a dead battery, a neglectful homeowner's association and several other ambush expenses later, I find myself ready to punch the next asshole asking for a several hundred-dollar handout.
So!
Despite my previous statements about anxiety in producing commissioned artwork, I'm basically telling myself tough titties. If you people want some commissions, I am taking them now. Because believe me, however much it makes me mewl to feel the pressure of capitalism, it annoys me much more to eat noodles for lunch at work- that alone ensures you will get a picture out of me. :)
I am taking up to eight of these things! First come, first serve! Be the envy of your imaginary friend and own a piece of indentured servitude!
Sketch: $15
Color: $30
Each additional character (up to two): $10
~Everything else negotiable, please have a reference or a damn good description~
SLOTS:
1.

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3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8. ^Ditto
All paypal transactions are to be made to Norithics[at]Gmail[dot]com.
PS: I'm serious! It's not a trick! I like money! Oh, and I'm not gonna die or something, don't panic.
"Here, Artie, take this! It makes girls big!"
"Hey, thanks! ... Big, huh? Hmmn, I wonder if it'll work for me..."
Good heavens, the horde of rabid barbarian armadillos invaded and went after your tires, I see! They always did have problems with going around things, it seems. Certainly hope the commission thing can help out without driving you into a state of barely suspended desires to take up the ninja lifstyle. (to wit, flip out and kill things. Technically I suppose it could cover being a mammal, but I'm fairly certain you've already got that covered.)
Wait, you're the mind control person, right??
I wasn't aware that I was known as 'the mind control person'. XD
next time you take commissions, I'll probably have a few good ideas. :3
Still, sorry I wasn't able to sneak one in. Would have liked to have finally paid for a fling with one of the Prostitute's Guild gals. XD
Of course you wait until an honest working stiff racks out to make such a tantalizing offer! There will be...uh...something. Let me wake up and get back to you.
That's got me so curious, that I'll save a spot for you on my next run.
You've built quite a following. :)
Good luck!