Australia is a great place to visit, the beaches, the relaxation, the holidaying, the swimming... it's the ultimate holiday destination!

Here's why you should visit!

You won't get a chunk bitten out of you (unless you swim too far out into the ocean)

You don't have to be worried about getting killed in your car by an animal (unless you hit a big buck roo or someone else)

The weather is -wonderful-, always sunny and warm and delightful (30 degrees celcius in summer is a COOL day)

There's lots to see and even more to do! (running from nesting magpies, seeing kookaburra's take on hawks and win)

So really, australia is a -lovely- place to visit.

Disclaimer: Do not pick up anything outside without checking for snakes, spiders, scorpions or irritated wildlife before hand, try to stay out of tropical waters during the dry season as box jellyfish and man of war jellyfish are frequent in the shallows, be careful of koalas because they bite, platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs (male) so be careful, kangaroos are easily startled and may take offence to you taking a photograph of them and gut you, beware nesting magpies as they swoop and might take out an eye if you do not duck.... *disclaimer voice fades into silence still reciting things before resuming at full volume* But the people are the -best-!

Come see the desert, uluru, the tropics, snowcapped mountains, great ranges of hills, cliff faces, beaches that have sand feeling like you're walking on cotton, race emu's across the nullabore, watch thorny devils drink by standing in a puddle, swim great coral reefs, enjoy the sun, the rain, the weather! See all the wonders of multiple geographic climates can offer you without the trouble of going to other countries, Australia has it ALL!

Come visit us mate, you'll never look at your world the same way again. ;)