Resident Evil: Afterlife... WTF!?!?!?!
15 years ago
I saw a trailer for RE: AFterlife, the new pile of shit designed to make money Resident evil movie that will come out in december.
The world has ended, everything is post apocalyptic... and fricking Alice is STILL the main character (I Like Milla Jovavitch, but come ON). And she fights WESKER... *facepalm*
As an RE fan...sorry this is just CRAP. THEY HAVE FUCKING MAJINI AND THE EXECUTIONER FROM RE5 IN IT FOR CHRISSAKES.
I like a story. I like a consistent universe. This is like....RE universe on crack and hallucinogenics crossed with a bastard child of Satan fucking a zombie. And that is just from the preview...
Seriously...the first was pretty good. The second sucked, the third was horrid. WHY is there a 4th?
The world has ended, everything is post apocalyptic... and fricking Alice is STILL the main character (I Like Milla Jovavitch, but come ON). And she fights WESKER... *facepalm*
As an RE fan...sorry this is just CRAP. THEY HAVE FUCKING MAJINI AND THE EXECUTIONER FROM RE5 IN IT FOR CHRISSAKES.
I like a story. I like a consistent universe. This is like....RE universe on crack and hallucinogenics crossed with a bastard child of Satan fucking a zombie. And that is just from the preview...
Seriously...the first was pretty good. The second sucked, the third was horrid. WHY is there a 4th?
(I think it sounds bad too)
They might have a Jill sandwich?
But on that note, I did like "The Outsider remix" From A Perfect Circle they used for the trailer, Maynard is the shit.
like really this preview made me squirm so bad.