All of my friends who have the damn thing have some kind of automated BUG THE FUCK OUT OF ME program. Example:

Chris:<ding>

hey what's up

Me:Hey

Me:Is this Chris, or some automated message trying to get me to join something?

Chris:hey there

#

Chris:just got done taking an iq score test lol

Me:Maybe not Chris O_o;

Chris:I got a 104.. I bet you can't beat me haha

Me:Definitely not Chris.

Chris: go to http://www.crushurl.com/iqscoring and try taking it.

Me: Leave me alone. I dun wanna go to your super aids link

Begone

Chris: Its http://www.crushurl.com/iqscoring

if u can beat me ill show you some pics you will want to see

Me: o____o how about you go away now....buh bye

Chris: no problem! PEACE


This plague needs to be purged....at least if you're on my friends list. I swear, I'm very close to killing all of you.