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15 years ago
100 question meme, do I really want to?
1. How old will you be in five years?
34 years old (HAH, I'll kill you all)
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Myself. I've spent a lot of time with myself lately. I just don't hope it transforms me into a schizophrenic. (Oops, too late, french fries and Margaret Thatcher's hairdo are out to get me.)
3. How tall are you?
6'2" (it's not tall, believe me)
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks
Probably getting my knee fixed, or getting involved in something grotesque. You never know what the future brings.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Dawn of the Dead (2004 remake)
6. Who was the last person you called?
A friend of mine I told him I would piss him in the face, fart down his throat and shit all over the walls.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My brother, he wanted to tell me that there's plenty of old office chairs in a dumpster next to an old post office nearby.
8. What was the last text message you received?
Hva? Hallusinerer du igjen nå? Eller sett for mye på Little Shop of Horror? Ta deg et glass vann og syng en sang høyt! Kanskje du får sjokolade av naboen.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Haven't gotten one of those in ages.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Texting, with full words. THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS IN THE LITERARY WORLD!
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping and dreaming horrid dreams.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
HAH! They're divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
This thursday I think.
14. What color are your eyes?
Golden brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
Around 1 am
16. What are you wearing right now?
Blue jeans, black socks and burgundy colored shirt :)
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Some can be charming, but Christmas isn't exactly my favorite time of year.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Either in the water or mountains.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Traffic jam, it manipulates my blood pressure.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Another dimension.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
In jail maybe? Or in a nice job I really like? Hopefully not where I am now.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I avoid the sun, IT BURNS ME. And using a tanning booth creeps me out.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Porcelain dolls. Heck, all kind of dolls. Hate them.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
An episode of Supernatural. Damn it felt good to laugh. And it was such a hilarious scene too.
25. What was the last thing that really made you cry?
Does crying in sleep counts?
26. How big is your bed?
200x180 cm. (it's big and it's delicious and it can fit more than two persons *unf* *unf* *unf*)
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
1 desktop, 1 laptop and 1 iMac that I don't use.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
All in the nude baby.
29. What color are your sheets?
It varies. Right now I'm using these ones.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Just two when I'm alone, with company I just use one.
31. What is your favorite season?
Late Autumn. The frost, the smells, the colors, the freshness of the air. It's all worth desiring.
33. What do you like about winter?
The smell of an open fireplace, that you can be inside all the time, how the snow silences the surrounding sounds, the darkness and walking outside wrapped up in several layers of clothes.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Bathing outdoors, insect life, barbecuing, late summer nights with friends.
35. What do you like about spring?
Perfect temperatures and that speciall odeur in the air from all the plants spiring.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Just three and they're all the same.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Three here too. Now I'm living in Sandnes (and no, it's not pronounced 'sadness', even if it's a sad place).
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
It's like asking if you prefer food, water or fresh air. Stupid, stupid question. I like using shoes when swimming and bare feet when I walk on shattered glass.
39. Are you a social person?
I'm trying. I can go to social events but I feel more like a social chameleon, adapting and just faking it.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Homemade stew with chunks of beef, onion, carrots, potatoes, rutabaga, parsley (both root and herbs), celery root, leek and ground coarsed black pepper, then added some salt.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
In my country you can't have a favorite restaurant because there are no one worth having as a favorite. Bleh...
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Either chocolate or pistachio, it's hard to choose.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Homemade crème caramel, I could eat that stuff forever.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Fish soup, it also makes me tired and drowsy. Make me some fish soup and fondle me when I fall asleep.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I have never tried an PB&J sandwich, but I would love to, they look so sweet and good.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Hell yes, pump it directly into my veins.
47. Do you like coffee?
Now and then. Another thing: I've never understood that people can get so addictive to coffee, it's just dirty water. And people who go all crazy after some cups.. *cough placebo cough*. We have been told through generations that coffee makes us into the duracell rabbit on speed and we believe it. It's just crap. Anyway, I like coffee.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I have nooooo idea. 10? 20?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk, water, sometimes juice.
50. Do you have any phobias?
I hate dolls. They creep me out big time. I'm also a bit afraid of strangers in the dark.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
If you are facing the bed then it's on the left side, against the wall.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Not at all, but I would love to learn. I NEED MONEY! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes. It all depends on the situation. But I'm very ticklish so the situations often results in bizarre scenarios.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Not yet. Should I? I want to molest an RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police).
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What does that mean? That I can easily get addictive on something? Or that others get addicted on my personality? I know I'm addicted to Pepsi Max and sugar. And I can easily get obsessions. My personality is kinda boring so the only ones I know that can get addicted by that is old financial audits.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home. Have you seen the prices for eating out here? Christ on a bike, it's not cheap at all you stupid whores.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I think there's something unknown out there, but with people who lie more than Baron Munchausen and the modern technology that can easily manipulate proof I fear we will never know the truth until it happens to us.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I know Carrie Fisher have her birthday the same day as me, but I don't know her personally and we aren't born the same year.
59. Do you want kids?
Seriously.. Can you see me as a father? We need less damaged minds in our society, not more.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
I speak english, then you have my native language. I can also speak swedish and dansih. That's four in total. Could speak french in the past, but I never used it so it have slowly faded away from my mind. Want to learn another language, but I'm not sure which.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Oh yes I have and they still make me furiously mad.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not yet, maybe one day if I'm (un)lucky?
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
It depends on where and the weather. But change ocean with rivers/lakes/ponds and you have me sold.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, then I have something to look at instead of the ugly people sitting next to me.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
I only drive stick. What is it with americans and their phobia for sticks? I thought at least that gay americans would love to drive stick.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Food, movies/videogames, comissions(?), travel, gadgets that I really doesn't need, comics.
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
Nope, I don't like having things attached to my body.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Lost, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Space: 1999, The Prisoner, Lexx, Farscape, Black Adder, Futurama, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, Frasier, Keeping up the Appearances, True Blood, Surface, South Park, The X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, RIGET, The Office (british version), Just Shoot Me, The 4400, Carnivàle, Millennium. Have I missed any? Probably.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes I can, does it exist people that can't? I love tongueplay. ROLLROLLROLLROLL!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
It must be one of my friends. He always have these small comments which makes me laugh. He's some sort of young Leslie Nielsen.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope, but I sometimes sleep with a stuffed person.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
The whistling tune from Kill Bill (Twisted Nerve by Bernard Herrmann).
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Stuffed down in a box somewhere.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My lavalamp. It's so pretty. I love lava lamps.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
No, why should I?
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, guess my childhood frights still resides within me.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I'll say a big bear. Bees are many but the bear is just one, even if it's punches can send my head flying through the forest.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Just when I'm drunk. It's like playing with fire. Augh, and there some awkward memories showed up. :(
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Hmmm... Sweet'n Sour dip.
80. What is your favorite food?
Let's see.... EVERYTHING!
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I'm a grudge gay so yes.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope, I drive pretty stable. I should have gotten one many years ago, but the cop was my third cousin I hadn't seen in over 20 years, so I got away with a warning.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes. In a tunnel. During the night. With a drunken friend in the backseat that vomited like a professional Linda Blair.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I don't have one.
85. What was the last book you read?
World War Z by Max Brooks.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Online almost every day, but I'm not sure why because it always makes me depressed.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Magazine? No, but many comic subscriptions.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Sometimes, it's pretty fun.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not anymore. Last time I almost drove over an asian guy that was crossing the road.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I don't listen to the radio anymore, it just pukes out bad songs by bad artists. I have a CD with many MP3's on. That's all a man need.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I don't have any pictures of people in my home.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Del 1A fra lege, 12 mars - 1 April Lever med ny sykemelding.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles with scents makes me nauseous.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Monopoly I think. And Scrabble. I need to play more board games.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
December last year during a funeral.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My math and science teacher who looked like Ian Holm.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
2 weeks, I never knew taking a shower would feel so nice after that.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
A friend of mine with MS (Multiple Sclerosis) went through all the trouble of getting Night of the Creeps on Blu-ray for me.
Seems like I wanted to afterall. Now give me something nice.
1. How old will you be in five years?
34 years old (HAH, I'll kill you all)
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Myself. I've spent a lot of time with myself lately. I just don't hope it transforms me into a schizophrenic. (Oops, too late, french fries and Margaret Thatcher's hairdo are out to get me.)
3. How tall are you?
6'2" (it's not tall, believe me)
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks
Probably getting my knee fixed, or getting involved in something grotesque. You never know what the future brings.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Dawn of the Dead (2004 remake)
6. Who was the last person you called?
A friend of mine I told him I would piss him in the face, fart down his throat and shit all over the walls.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My brother, he wanted to tell me that there's plenty of old office chairs in a dumpster next to an old post office nearby.
8. What was the last text message you received?
Hva? Hallusinerer du igjen nå? Eller sett for mye på Little Shop of Horror? Ta deg et glass vann og syng en sang høyt! Kanskje du får sjokolade av naboen.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Haven't gotten one of those in ages.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Texting, with full words. THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS IN THE LITERARY WORLD!
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping and dreaming horrid dreams.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
HAH! They're divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
This thursday I think.
14. What color are your eyes?
Golden brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
Around 1 am
16. What are you wearing right now?
Blue jeans, black socks and burgundy colored shirt :)
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Some can be charming, but Christmas isn't exactly my favorite time of year.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Either in the water or mountains.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Traffic jam, it manipulates my blood pressure.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Another dimension.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
In jail maybe? Or in a nice job I really like? Hopefully not where I am now.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I avoid the sun, IT BURNS ME. And using a tanning booth creeps me out.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Porcelain dolls. Heck, all kind of dolls. Hate them.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
An episode of Supernatural. Damn it felt good to laugh. And it was such a hilarious scene too.
25. What was the last thing that really made you cry?
Does crying in sleep counts?
26. How big is your bed?
200x180 cm. (it's big and it's delicious and it can fit more than two persons *unf* *unf* *unf*)
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
1 desktop, 1 laptop and 1 iMac that I don't use.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
All in the nude baby.
29. What color are your sheets?
It varies. Right now I'm using these ones.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Just two when I'm alone, with company I just use one.
31. What is your favorite season?
Late Autumn. The frost, the smells, the colors, the freshness of the air. It's all worth desiring.
33. What do you like about winter?
The smell of an open fireplace, that you can be inside all the time, how the snow silences the surrounding sounds, the darkness and walking outside wrapped up in several layers of clothes.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Bathing outdoors, insect life, barbecuing, late summer nights with friends.
35. What do you like about spring?
Perfect temperatures and that speciall odeur in the air from all the plants spiring.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Just three and they're all the same.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Three here too. Now I'm living in Sandnes (and no, it's not pronounced 'sadness', even if it's a sad place).
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
It's like asking if you prefer food, water or fresh air. Stupid, stupid question. I like using shoes when swimming and bare feet when I walk on shattered glass.
39. Are you a social person?
I'm trying. I can go to social events but I feel more like a social chameleon, adapting and just faking it.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Homemade stew with chunks of beef, onion, carrots, potatoes, rutabaga, parsley (both root and herbs), celery root, leek and ground coarsed black pepper, then added some salt.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
In my country you can't have a favorite restaurant because there are no one worth having as a favorite. Bleh...
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Either chocolate or pistachio, it's hard to choose.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Homemade crème caramel, I could eat that stuff forever.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Fish soup, it also makes me tired and drowsy. Make me some fish soup and fondle me when I fall asleep.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I have never tried an PB&J sandwich, but I would love to, they look so sweet and good.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Hell yes, pump it directly into my veins.
47. Do you like coffee?
Now and then. Another thing: I've never understood that people can get so addictive to coffee, it's just dirty water. And people who go all crazy after some cups.. *cough placebo cough*. We have been told through generations that coffee makes us into the duracell rabbit on speed and we believe it. It's just crap. Anyway, I like coffee.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I have nooooo idea. 10? 20?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk, water, sometimes juice.
50. Do you have any phobias?
I hate dolls. They creep me out big time. I'm also a bit afraid of strangers in the dark.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
If you are facing the bed then it's on the left side, against the wall.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Not at all, but I would love to learn. I NEED MONEY! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes. It all depends on the situation. But I'm very ticklish so the situations often results in bizarre scenarios.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Not yet. Should I? I want to molest an RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police).
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What does that mean? That I can easily get addictive on something? Or that others get addicted on my personality? I know I'm addicted to Pepsi Max and sugar. And I can easily get obsessions. My personality is kinda boring so the only ones I know that can get addicted by that is old financial audits.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home. Have you seen the prices for eating out here? Christ on a bike, it's not cheap at all you stupid whores.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I think there's something unknown out there, but with people who lie more than Baron Munchausen and the modern technology that can easily manipulate proof I fear we will never know the truth until it happens to us.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I know Carrie Fisher have her birthday the same day as me, but I don't know her personally and we aren't born the same year.
59. Do you want kids?
Seriously.. Can you see me as a father? We need less damaged minds in our society, not more.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
I speak english, then you have my native language. I can also speak swedish and dansih. That's four in total. Could speak french in the past, but I never used it so it have slowly faded away from my mind. Want to learn another language, but I'm not sure which.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Oh yes I have and they still make me furiously mad.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not yet, maybe one day if I'm (un)lucky?
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
It depends on where and the weather. But change ocean with rivers/lakes/ponds and you have me sold.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, then I have something to look at instead of the ugly people sitting next to me.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
I only drive stick. What is it with americans and their phobia for sticks? I thought at least that gay americans would love to drive stick.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Food, movies/videogames, comissions(?), travel, gadgets that I really doesn't need, comics.
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
Nope, I don't like having things attached to my body.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Lost, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Space: 1999, The Prisoner, Lexx, Farscape, Black Adder, Futurama, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, Frasier, Keeping up the Appearances, True Blood, Surface, South Park, The X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, RIGET, The Office (british version), Just Shoot Me, The 4400, Carnivàle, Millennium. Have I missed any? Probably.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes I can, does it exist people that can't? I love tongueplay. ROLLROLLROLLROLL!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
It must be one of my friends. He always have these small comments which makes me laugh. He's some sort of young Leslie Nielsen.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope, but I sometimes sleep with a stuffed person.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
The whistling tune from Kill Bill (Twisted Nerve by Bernard Herrmann).
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Stuffed down in a box somewhere.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My lavalamp. It's so pretty. I love lava lamps.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
No, why should I?
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, guess my childhood frights still resides within me.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I'll say a big bear. Bees are many but the bear is just one, even if it's punches can send my head flying through the forest.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Just when I'm drunk. It's like playing with fire. Augh, and there some awkward memories showed up. :(
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Hmmm... Sweet'n Sour dip.
80. What is your favorite food?
Let's see.... EVERYTHING!
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I'm a grudge gay so yes.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope, I drive pretty stable. I should have gotten one many years ago, but the cop was my third cousin I hadn't seen in over 20 years, so I got away with a warning.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes. In a tunnel. During the night. With a drunken friend in the backseat that vomited like a professional Linda Blair.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I don't have one.
85. What was the last book you read?
World War Z by Max Brooks.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Online almost every day, but I'm not sure why because it always makes me depressed.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Magazine? No, but many comic subscriptions.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Sometimes, it's pretty fun.
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not anymore. Last time I almost drove over an asian guy that was crossing the road.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I don't listen to the radio anymore, it just pukes out bad songs by bad artists. I have a CD with many MP3's on. That's all a man need.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I don't have any pictures of people in my home.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Del 1A fra lege, 12 mars - 1 April Lever med ny sykemelding.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles with scents makes me nauseous.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Monopoly I think. And Scrabble. I need to play more board games.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
December last year during a funeral.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My math and science teacher who looked like Ian Holm.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
2 weeks, I never knew taking a shower would feel so nice after that.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
A friend of mine with MS (Multiple Sclerosis) went through all the trouble of getting Night of the Creeps on Blu-ray for me.
Seems like I wanted to afterall. Now give me something nice.
Maybe I should learn how to do proper 3D renderings and have fun with monstrous things abusing poor humans? But I'm so laaaaazy. I need to get struck by lightning, juicing up my joint fluids and creativity. With my luck my entire brain would probably get fried and shriveled to the size of a walnut. :p
Now why would anyone want that kind of thing to happen to you? You're too nice of a person. Really, don't do something stupid and get yourself hurt. I enjoy talking to you too much
But I have a bad habit of sending gibberish messages when being soused on the curse of alcohol. Why do I have a feeling that you would be immune to those kind of messages? :p