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Dreams are weird. Part 3
15 years ago
Dreams are weird. Part 3
I was in some trenches set in World War II; I had killed some Germans and got several soldiers to capture an enemy command post.
Once they were there a platoon of Germans started appearing out of the water like zombies. They didn't last too long though, as my Thompson made short work of them. The only real threat was when I had to reload and one kraut managed to set up his Panzerschreck. He was dead before he managed to get a shot off at me though. Unfortunately situations started to get real bad and they were equipped with flame throwers, I took down some of them but one set one of the soldiers on fire that was standing on top of the trenches. The rest of his squad was still in the CP, which was a sort of tunnel. If I wasn't so occupied with the German threat coming out of the water I would have told them to get the fuck out of the trenches because if I know anything about flamethrowers (which I don't) it would only take one small blast in the tunnel to turn them into fried chicken. Too bad those soldiers had the intelligence of the friendly AI in Halo 3 and didn't get out(Not to mention they didn't get out to help me take care of those German, with the exception of their CO). I could tell that they were undoubtedly fucked so I took off.
And then weirdness kicked in.
I ended up in my neighbours back garden with some very low gravity. Then suddenly my enemy was a two dimensional cut out monster made out of lattices (I told you it got weird) and looked as if he was supposed to be in a low budget kids cartoon, the only way I could defeat him was to eat him. He didn't last long though seeing as I ate him. It wasn't so hard seeing as he was covered in ketchup.
And that was that.
I was in some trenches set in World War II; I had killed some Germans and got several soldiers to capture an enemy command post.
Once they were there a platoon of Germans started appearing out of the water like zombies. They didn't last too long though, as my Thompson made short work of them. The only real threat was when I had to reload and one kraut managed to set up his Panzerschreck. He was dead before he managed to get a shot off at me though. Unfortunately situations started to get real bad and they were equipped with flame throwers, I took down some of them but one set one of the soldiers on fire that was standing on top of the trenches. The rest of his squad was still in the CP, which was a sort of tunnel. If I wasn't so occupied with the German threat coming out of the water I would have told them to get the fuck out of the trenches because if I know anything about flamethrowers (which I don't) it would only take one small blast in the tunnel to turn them into fried chicken. Too bad those soldiers had the intelligence of the friendly AI in Halo 3 and didn't get out(Not to mention they didn't get out to help me take care of those German, with the exception of their CO). I could tell that they were undoubtedly fucked so I took off.
And then weirdness kicked in.
I ended up in my neighbours back garden with some very low gravity. Then suddenly my enemy was a two dimensional cut out monster made out of lattices (I told you it got weird) and looked as if he was supposed to be in a low budget kids cartoon, the only way I could defeat him was to eat him. He didn't last long though seeing as I ate him. It wasn't so hard seeing as he was covered in ketchup.
And that was that.
