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Dreams Are Weird. Part 5 and 6
15 years ago
Dreams Are Weird. Part 5
This one starts off a bit sketchy, I can't remember most of what happened in it, mostly the beginning but what I can remember is seeing some guys tied to crucifix who were being killed because they are gay. My reaction at first was a bit sad but then I was like "What do I care, I like pussy" (Obviously I only said that because I didn't want to get stabbed to death by some homophobe). After that incident I walked off to my school, as I walked past the front gates and saw a large crowd of people there, at first I thought it was a fight but it turns out a girl there was handing out money with our faces on it. Apparently it had something to do with EMA. (In case you don't know about EMA it stands for Education Maintenance Allowance. Basically what that means is that every week I spend in school I get paid up to £30 for that week I spend in school. I only have this if you're in collage or in Sixth Form, I was in Sixth Form. EMA is issued for students aged 16-19 "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educat.....Allowance";). Once I saw the note I saw that my face had been replaced with the head of a rat. I was thinking that this was some kind of joke about how ugly I look, I sighed in depression and stuffed the note into my pocket of my trousers. At that point I realised that I was back in school even though I left school a while ago, which made me more depressed. But it didn't last too long because I woke up.
Dreams Are Weird. Part 6
Okay this one starts off in school. I was sitting in my business class while my teacher droned on about business studies and other stuff, when another teacher came into the classroom and told us to go to the stadium for a speech that the headmaster was going to be giving. We went to the stadium; the stadium itself looked like an ancient Roman like Colosseum. I went up to the higher levels with a few other kids (Keep in mind that this place doesn't exist in my school) where we were in a small room overlooking the stage. I didn't really care what he had to say, so I was looking around the place idly, I noticed my business teacher was getting hit on by a black security guard(My school doesn't have any security guards by the way, but on some occasions the police come around and have just take a look around).
I was breaking into this house (By the way I was Will Smith now for some reason) with Jack Black, who had a thicker beard. We were using shotguns to blow off the locks on the door. Once we had broken in we looked around for a bit to find anything valuable to steal. We heard some people calling us out suddenly, they had flashlights on their guns and were searching the house for us. I peeked out to take a look at one of them, I could see the light but I couldn't see the person, I did see them when I looked in the mirror of the bathroom I was hiding in with Jack. We stayed there and waited for them to leave so we could escape, I saw several figures walk into a bedroom; I snuck over to that bedroom they went, as I peeked into the room I saw two girls, (who I knew in reality) who we'll call, Natalia(Tall older girl) and Claudia(Smaller younger girl). As I looked around I could see the invisible people in the reflections of the mirror and the window and listening to their arguments gave me their names. There was Destiny played by Will Smith (Go figure), who was dressed in a black suit, Fate, played by Hunk from the Resident Evil series and finally Death, AKA the Grim Reaper. His reflection revealed him to have a human face but to my eyes his face was a skull (Seemed a bit odd as I would have expected it to be opposite). Naturally I freaked the fuck out and crept back to the bathroom to tell Jack what I saw. He managed to convince me to go back there and kill them, so I loaded up my Henry Rifle Repeater and snuck back to the bedroom to take them out. I aimed my rifle at them from my hip and unloaded on them. I killed Destiny and Fate unfortunately I accidentally killed my friend Natalia (One thing I should point out about this was that I was firing my gun as if it was a semi automatic rifle, which is to say I wasn't pulling the leaver down at all). I tried to shoot Death but my actions were futile (Mostly because he was FUCKING DEATH) the closest I could get was shooting his arm which caused some blood to come out (Which kind of contradicts the whole "If it bleeds it can die" saying but whatever). Instantly I thought to myself "Bugger this" and ran back to the bathroom with Jack. I hid behind the door next to Jack and I saw Claudia get stabbed through the chest by Death and flung into the hallway. He then started to mutter about how our fates were sealed and so on it didn't last too long though because I quick loaded (Don't ask me how I did that) and replayed the previous scene in which I did not go to kill them. I stayed in the bathroom and waited for them to leave. Dream Ended then.
This one starts off a bit sketchy, I can't remember most of what happened in it, mostly the beginning but what I can remember is seeing some guys tied to crucifix who were being killed because they are gay. My reaction at first was a bit sad but then I was like "What do I care, I like pussy" (Obviously I only said that because I didn't want to get stabbed to death by some homophobe). After that incident I walked off to my school, as I walked past the front gates and saw a large crowd of people there, at first I thought it was a fight but it turns out a girl there was handing out money with our faces on it. Apparently it had something to do with EMA. (In case you don't know about EMA it stands for Education Maintenance Allowance. Basically what that means is that every week I spend in school I get paid up to £30 for that week I spend in school. I only have this if you're in collage or in Sixth Form, I was in Sixth Form. EMA is issued for students aged 16-19 "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educat.....Allowance";). Once I saw the note I saw that my face had been replaced with the head of a rat. I was thinking that this was some kind of joke about how ugly I look, I sighed in depression and stuffed the note into my pocket of my trousers. At that point I realised that I was back in school even though I left school a while ago, which made me more depressed. But it didn't last too long because I woke up.
Dreams Are Weird. Part 6
Okay this one starts off in school. I was sitting in my business class while my teacher droned on about business studies and other stuff, when another teacher came into the classroom and told us to go to the stadium for a speech that the headmaster was going to be giving. We went to the stadium; the stadium itself looked like an ancient Roman like Colosseum. I went up to the higher levels with a few other kids (Keep in mind that this place doesn't exist in my school) where we were in a small room overlooking the stage. I didn't really care what he had to say, so I was looking around the place idly, I noticed my business teacher was getting hit on by a black security guard(My school doesn't have any security guards by the way, but on some occasions the police come around and have just take a look around).
I was breaking into this house (By the way I was Will Smith now for some reason) with Jack Black, who had a thicker beard. We were using shotguns to blow off the locks on the door. Once we had broken in we looked around for a bit to find anything valuable to steal. We heard some people calling us out suddenly, they had flashlights on their guns and were searching the house for us. I peeked out to take a look at one of them, I could see the light but I couldn't see the person, I did see them when I looked in the mirror of the bathroom I was hiding in with Jack. We stayed there and waited for them to leave so we could escape, I saw several figures walk into a bedroom; I snuck over to that bedroom they went, as I peeked into the room I saw two girls, (who I knew in reality) who we'll call, Natalia(Tall older girl) and Claudia(Smaller younger girl). As I looked around I could see the invisible people in the reflections of the mirror and the window and listening to their arguments gave me their names. There was Destiny played by Will Smith (Go figure), who was dressed in a black suit, Fate, played by Hunk from the Resident Evil series and finally Death, AKA the Grim Reaper. His reflection revealed him to have a human face but to my eyes his face was a skull (Seemed a bit odd as I would have expected it to be opposite). Naturally I freaked the fuck out and crept back to the bathroom to tell Jack what I saw. He managed to convince me to go back there and kill them, so I loaded up my Henry Rifle Repeater and snuck back to the bedroom to take them out. I aimed my rifle at them from my hip and unloaded on them. I killed Destiny and Fate unfortunately I accidentally killed my friend Natalia (One thing I should point out about this was that I was firing my gun as if it was a semi automatic rifle, which is to say I wasn't pulling the leaver down at all). I tried to shoot Death but my actions were futile (Mostly because he was FUCKING DEATH) the closest I could get was shooting his arm which caused some blood to come out (Which kind of contradicts the whole "If it bleeds it can die" saying but whatever). Instantly I thought to myself "Bugger this" and ran back to the bathroom with Jack. I hid behind the door next to Jack and I saw Claudia get stabbed through the chest by Death and flung into the hallway. He then started to mutter about how our fates were sealed and so on it didn't last too long though because I quick loaded (Don't ask me how I did that) and replayed the previous scene in which I did not go to kill them. I stayed in the bathroom and waited for them to leave. Dream Ended then.
