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JAPANESE INVENT FECAL-TRANSPARENCY PILLS
15 years ago
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*Mark my words; the man who invents the baby ball gag will make more money than Bill Gates.
*What do you want to bet that, somewhere in the South, someone, somehow, has tried to deep-fry one of their own turds?
*Bet someone you can think of a word with a triple vowel, then hit 'em with LAPAROHYSTEROSALPINGOOOPHORECTOMY.
*'I beg the ghosts of space and time
'Prevent me from my greatest crime
'Stop me from revealing I'm...'
*You never see pictures of a drunk Buddha vomiting.
*That's ricking fudiculous.
*PORN-VIEWING THOUGHT:
'My penis is enjoying this more than my brain is comfortable with...'
*Holocaust watersports porno:
Schindler's Piss
*shitnipples -> tailcocks -> ass-breasts -> retina-testicles
*'I'm not racist, I just believe that Australians have cloacas.'
*Q: Why are Catholics against abortion?
A: It means fewer little boys.
*People who spell the word 'oops' as 'opps' = instant death penalty
*Erections are better than cancer. :)
*'You've obviously never participated in Olympic-rules 100 meter urine-drinking.'
*A watched boil never pops.
*You know you're on FA when a submission is named "Morbidly Obese Raccoon", and it's intended to be porn.
*FETUS CATAPULT
*Would two joeys in a pouch be considered 'roomates'?
*'Do you know what I'm gonna do? To you, I mean. Let me tell you. First I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then... I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then I'm gonna eat a salad. Then, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then, you guessed it, I'm gonna Fuck You In The Ass. Then I'm gonna fuck you in Someone Else's ass. I dunno how yet, but goddammit, I will find a way.'
*Did you hear about the guy in the wheelchair who rolled into a Starbucks and ordered a handicappucino?
*What do you want to bet that, somewhere in the South, someone, somehow, has tried to deep-fry one of their own turds?
*Bet someone you can think of a word with a triple vowel, then hit 'em with LAPAROHYSTEROSALPINGOOOPHORECTOMY.
*'I beg the ghosts of space and time
'Prevent me from my greatest crime
'Stop me from revealing I'm...'
*You never see pictures of a drunk Buddha vomiting.
*That's ricking fudiculous.
*PORN-VIEWING THOUGHT:
'My penis is enjoying this more than my brain is comfortable with...'
*Holocaust watersports porno:
Schindler's Piss
*shitnipples -> tailcocks -> ass-breasts -> retina-testicles
*'I'm not racist, I just believe that Australians have cloacas.'
*Q: Why are Catholics against abortion?
A: It means fewer little boys.
*People who spell the word 'oops' as 'opps' = instant death penalty
*Erections are better than cancer. :)
*'You've obviously never participated in Olympic-rules 100 meter urine-drinking.'
*A watched boil never pops.
*You know you're on FA when a submission is named "Morbidly Obese Raccoon", and it's intended to be porn.
*FETUS CATAPULT
*Would two joeys in a pouch be considered 'roomates'?
*'Do you know what I'm gonna do? To you, I mean. Let me tell you. First I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then... I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then I'm gonna eat a salad. Then, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Then, you guessed it, I'm gonna Fuck You In The Ass. Then I'm gonna fuck you in Someone Else's ass. I dunno how yet, but goddammit, I will find a way.'
*Did you hear about the guy in the wheelchair who rolled into a Starbucks and ordered a handicappucino?
Still, I really love the idea of some baby wailing it's little poopy ass off in a crowded restaurant, then one guy stands up, walks over calmly, and fits a perfectly-sized rubber ball gag with leather straps onto the mewling larvae's head. Then the applause begins.
I have felt this feeling all to well since becoming a furry, or rather, since I a became a fan of your work.
I find that it's usually Japanese stuff I'm looking at when I get this kinda feeling. Especially if it involves eyeballs.
As someone who lives in the Deep South, I really wouldn't be surprised if someone had tried it.
And yes...I'm 100% sure that more than one person has tried to deep-fry their turds
-He who loves 50 vodka shots has 50 woes; he who loves no vodka shots has no messy pants.
*A watched boil never pops.
- Sure it does. Just turn up the heat and tell the guy over the fire to stop squirming.
*Would two joeys in a pouch be considered 'roomates'?
- Didn't i see that as a naughty cub pic here once?
*Erections are better than cancer. :)
- <Patient> Give it to me straight doc. I can take it.
<Doc> I'm sorry to say it... You have.... an erection.
<Patient> Nooooooooo!!! I-isn't there a cure?
<Doc> A lengthy procedure with my nurse swatting your ass with a nerf bat while i suck the semen out. Its risky.
<Patient> Whatever it takes, Doc. Whatever it takes.
a) I think you posted this sentence, or something like this sentence before.
b) I'll repeat my response to it: "Fluffdance".
*You know you're on FA when a submission is named "Morbidly Obese Raccoon", and it's intended to be porn.
It's funny because it's true!
"zoooomorphic"
"having the shape of an animal egg"
"zoo" animal
"oo" egg
"morphic "having the shape of"
You are a miracle, Alfie. It sunds so plausible! You could probably totally get away with presenting that as a real word!!
Also, would these count? ;)
Also, thank you!
I'm pretty sure eggs come only from animals. Plants have seeds and germs, fungi have spores, and everything else divides with no intermediate stage.