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Onwards, To The Frozen North!!
14 years ago
Actually, I hear Canada's quite nice this time of year.
I hope so, since tomorrow I'll be leaving for a fantastic vacation, dicking around America's Hat with my excellent friends
Relee and 
Poe! I shall frolic on the tundra, eat lunch at Tim Horton's, tap some maple trees, flash a mountie, then retire back to my host's comfy igloo for seven hours of hockey while downing a few Budweisers. HA HA I am kidding! Canadians don't drink Budweiser!
Anyways, since I always like to give my Little Toonsters something to chew on whenever I go away, I'll be uploading a nice little batch of new art over at Inkbunny before I go, plus a brand new story!
Unfortunately, I couldn't upload the story here even if I wanted to, because it's got cub fucking in it!! <gasp of horror> And as we all know, writing or reading cub porn is absolutely equivalent to forcing sex upon an actual unwilling human child! ...Or so the people who have more heart than minds would lead you to believe.
Also, I'll probably be seeing Hop while I'm up there. I know it's getting nothing but terrible reviews, but then again, if you're watching a movie purely for its fappability, you're not caring too much about plot or characterization, are you? I'mma be like, "Bunnnnny feeeeeeet! <drool> What? There are humans in this?" ;)
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta proofread that story one more time before I post it!
P.S. HAHAHAHA! My spellcheck tries to suggest 'stinkbug' for 'inkbunny'!
I hope so, since tomorrow I'll be leaving for a fantastic vacation, dicking around America's Hat with my excellent friends
Relee and Poe! I shall frolic on the tundra, eat lunch at Tim Horton's, tap some maple trees, flash a mountie, then retire back to my host's comfy igloo for seven hours of hockey while downing a few Budweisers. HA HA I am kidding! Canadians don't drink Budweiser!Anyways, since I always like to give my Little Toonsters something to chew on whenever I go away, I'll be uploading a nice little batch of new art over at Inkbunny before I go, plus a brand new story!
Unfortunately, I couldn't upload the story here even if I wanted to, because it's got cub fucking in it!! <gasp of horror> And as we all know, writing or reading cub porn is absolutely equivalent to forcing sex upon an actual unwilling human child! ...Or so the people who have more heart than minds would lead you to believe.
Also, I'll probably be seeing Hop while I'm up there. I know it's getting nothing but terrible reviews, but then again, if you're watching a movie purely for its fappability, you're not caring too much about plot or characterization, are you? I'mma be like, "Bunnnnny feeeeeeet! <drool> What? There are humans in this?" ;)
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta proofread that story one more time before I post it!
P.S. HAHAHAHA! My spellcheck tries to suggest 'stinkbug' for 'inkbunny'!
If you stick a stock of liquor in you locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some joker who is slicker's gonna trick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
...i can actually say that one perfectly every time. it's one of my favourites.
and a joke involving various beers:
so these four brewery presidents walk into a bar. the guy from Corona pulls up a stool and says, "Hey senor, i'd like the world's best beer, a Corona." the bartender pours one for him.
the guy from Budweiser sits down and says, "i'll take 'the king of beers', a Budweiser." his drink is served to him.
the guy from Coors says, "i'll have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water. gimme a Coors." again, the barkeep gives the man his drink.
the guy from Guinness says, "well, i guess i'll have a Coke." the bar falls silent. the other brewery presidents stare at him. "why didn't you order a Guinness?" they ask.
he looks at them casually and replies, "well, i figured that if you three aren't drinking beer, neither would i."
Hee hee. I like saying that one too.
>he looks at them casually and replies, "well, i figured that if you three aren't drinking beer, neither would i."
LOL! Nice. Also, they're the only beer to have spawned one of the best-selling books in the world.
Despite that, expect snow, since Ron is driving. XD
'Kind of humid', I can take!
>Despite that, expect snow, since Ron is driving. XD
LOL!
Also, did you buy the Cracked book?
I keep hearing that, but it just looks soooo plagiarized and I hate almost the whole voice cast! <whine whine>
>Also, did you buy the Cracked book?
YES!!! And it was one of the most eye-poppingly entertaining books I have ever read. I literally could not stop myself from finishing it in a day. If you can, get one too. AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But...Anne Hathaway.
>YES!!! And it was one of the most eye-poppingly entertaining books I have ever read. I literally could not stop myself from finishing it in a day. If you can, get one too. AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggle* you're welcome. And I will be getting it. I've actually been going through the Cracked archives because hey, they're hilarious. And I really needed something to cheer me up after Half-Life 2: Episode Two's impossible boss battle. Fucking Striders.
But George Goddamned Lopez.
>*giggle* you're welcome. And I will be getting it. I've actually been going through the Cracked archives because hey, they're hilarious. And I really needed something to cheer me up after Half-Life 2: Episode Two's impossible boss battle. Fucking Striders.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS THE MOST HATEFUL VIDEO GAME SEQUENCE I HAVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH!!! THE MEMORIES ARE RETURNING!!! *BWOOOOOP* THAT'S THE SOUND THEY MAKE! SAVE THE CABINS! CRASH CAR INTO THOSE DAMN HUNTERS! THE TIME LIMIT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
But will.i.am and Jamie Foxx as comic relief. And you can hardly tell it's George Lopez, he seems to have recovered from his chronic 'throat full of pop rocks' condition.
>OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS THE MOST HATEFUL VIDEO GAME SEQUENCE I HAVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH!!! THE MEMORIES ARE RETURNING!!! *BWOOOOOP* THAT'S THE SOUND THEY MAKE! SAVE THE CABINS! CRASH CAR INTO THOSE DAMN HUNTERS! THE TIME LIMIT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
I tried it, failed a million times, then said fuck it and used the developer console to give me more Pulse Rifle alternative fire ammo. Also I FUCKING HATE ANTLIONS.
Eh. There's also the fact that birds just don't give me a boner.
>I tried it, failed a million times, then said fuck it and used the developer console to give me more Pulse Rifle alternative fire ammo. Also I FUCKING HATE ANTLIONS.
I can handle them. I kinda like it when I get the bait and can have several li'l antlion buddies follow me around and eat people I don't like.
Nor me, I liked Rio because I enjoyed it. Porn and kid's movies remain two separate genres for me.
>I can handle them. I kinda like it when I get the bait and can have several li'l antlion buddies follow me around and eat people I don't like.
It's the annoying buzzing noise and the fact that you have to kill over nine thousand of them while you try to turn a crankwheel. Also the acid-spitting ones.
<blink> Really? Heck, I almost never fap to 'real' porn and get most of my boners looking at cartoons! ;)
>It's the annoying buzzing noise and the fact that you have to kill over nine thousand of them while you try to turn a crankwheel. Also the acid-spitting ones.
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS ANTLIONS!?
They're...REALLY ANNOYING!
(pulls out cream pie tommy gun and shoots indiscriminately)
WHY?
SNOW! SNOW EVERYWHERE!!!
A gaming con.
Also if you ever do come to Austria I'll gladly lead you around ^^
Have fun by the way.
Here's the story, BTW: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=98372
Now it implies that each individual restaurant is a Tim Hortons plural. What the heck were they thinking?
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!