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Vengence(kinda) is mine
15 years ago
Well, it is done.
'What is done?' I telepathically hear your mind wonder.
Obviously, I have just ordered all the Where's Wally books from Amazon! (The good ones)
You see, many years ago, when I was between six and eight years old, this total bitch, who I shall not name, (Her name was Carol) had in her possession some powerful artifacts; among them the expensive, r-rated versions of Mighty Max playsets, a non-fucked Stretch Armstrong and indeed, the much sought after Where's Wally book collection. Most notably, 'Where's Wally NOW?' and 'Where's Wally: The Fantastic Journey'. They were the best ones. They had more detailed drawings and shit.
The power bestowed upon one who was blessed with these objet d'art was considerable indeed and she knew how to work it, lending them out and whatnot to those who were in her favor; those who did her bidding and sacrificed lunch money.
Everybody kissed her ass. I think I recall Jay even letting her manage the playtime tradition of tag-semi on odd occasions. What a whore.
Anyway, needless to say, I certainly never had the opportunity to experience the Where's Wally books for myself, as she never lent them out to me. You see, back in those days of yesteryear I (despite my contemporary stature of epic badass-ness) was a total pusscore faggot noob, and thus did not qualify for the harlot's selective attention.
They'll be arriving sometime this week. I will cherish them, yes I will.
And my Brother can borrow them if he wants to. Because I am not a selfish, arrogant she-demon.
'What is done?' I telepathically hear your mind wonder.
Obviously, I have just ordered all the Where's Wally books from Amazon! (The good ones)
You see, many years ago, when I was between six and eight years old, this total bitch, who I shall not name, (Her name was Carol) had in her possession some powerful artifacts; among them the expensive, r-rated versions of Mighty Max playsets, a non-fucked Stretch Armstrong and indeed, the much sought after Where's Wally book collection. Most notably, 'Where's Wally NOW?' and 'Where's Wally: The Fantastic Journey'. They were the best ones. They had more detailed drawings and shit.
The power bestowed upon one who was blessed with these objet d'art was considerable indeed and she knew how to work it, lending them out and whatnot to those who were in her favor; those who did her bidding and sacrificed lunch money.
Everybody kissed her ass. I think I recall Jay even letting her manage the playtime tradition of tag-semi on odd occasions. What a whore.
Anyway, needless to say, I certainly never had the opportunity to experience the Where's Wally books for myself, as she never lent them out to me. You see, back in those days of yesteryear I (despite my contemporary stature of epic badass-ness) was a total pusscore faggot noob, and thus did not qualify for the harlot's selective attention.
They'll be arriving sometime this week. I will cherish them, yes I will.
And my Brother can borrow them if he wants to. Because I am not a selfish, arrogant she-demon.
ukfurs
Anyhoo, hope you enjoy em!
Kar
And yet his nemesis' name is still Oddlaw. I guess because Yllaw might seem a bit confoosingly Welsh X3
But, so, it's Wally originally! Thanks for the info : )