Yep it is that time of year again, where I lose a bit more hair, a bit more of it turns gray, the bones begin their sad creaking song and the old sex drive starts to sputter.

Today is my birthday. A half century plus two. No major plans for today, just try and get through work, try and get through the night with my psycho better half, and longing for younger days when I was able to crank out art like there were no tomorrow.

Salute and please pass the ben gay.