My buddy and housemate,  sibertigr is opening himself up for commissions, and he's really pretty decent, check him out, he could really use the money*...

tell him I sent ya...or else he'll think I'm useless and beat me with an extension cord+... please?

*He really kinda could
+He won't actually beat me with an extension cord

Offer good while supplies last, or as long as he actually keeps himself open.