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FUCKING FWA MEME (hellyeah)
14 years ago
Where are you staying?
Sheraton.
Main hotel is the only way to go, bro.
Who will you be with?
ismile, mystkatodark, yoshi_foxburr, allydog, andydean, moreck, fer sure, and anyone else who wants to try and chat me up! :D
Oh yeah!
ismile, ravefox, razr, passlion, and Sijion are my roomies.
I think that's all of them. o_o
Do you do trades?
Yeah, totes!
What suits will you have?
None
What is your gender?
MALE, BRO.
MALE.
>:I
How old are you?
19... fuck, I don't feel that old.
Can I talk to you?
As long as you approach calmly.
Don't make any sudden movements.
You might frighten me and I'll run off. D:
Can I buy you a drink?
FUCK YEAH YOU CAN.
In fact, please do.
What's your poison?
I'm not picky. I'm really not. Put it in my face and down it goes.
Can I commission you?
Uh, hell yeah! If you really want to. C:
What events will you be attending?
FFFFFFF, panels.
Who goes to panels?
Not this nigga.
I'll totally be trollin' those room parties, though.
Can I hug you?
I'm a hugwhore so yes. Yes you can.
How tall are you?
5'6"
I feel short. ; 3;
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I WILL FUCKING SLAY YOU WITH NICENESS.
How long are you going?
Thursday through Monday.
Do you have an artist table? If yes, what will you be selling?
Possibly and, idk, sketches?
Do you like parties?
Yes. Yes I do.
Can't wait to crash 'em.
>:3
Can I give you a gift?
Uh... I guess if you really wanted to?
I hate gifts.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shout "HEY, CUNT!"
That should get my attention.
If not that, then throw something at my head.
Or hugging me is cool.
Sometimes.
Anything else?
I'll be fucked up most of the con, so... yeah.
Oh!
And I do enjoy meeting new people, but first impressions are really important with me, so if you want to try and talk to me for some reason, please be polite. 
Why?
What is I do?
:C
I fail so hard at typing today
Imma cat-click-call you to death tomorrow because of that.
Friend fail.
Fuck you Ally.