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Erotic Falconry
14 years ago
Talking to 
foxfeather and she reminded me of this little gem I havent seen in years.
http://www.eroticfalconry.com/
How can you not fall in love with personals such as this one:
Name: Mr. Hasty
Lovestyle: Rapid
Likes: Swooping, listening to Rush, eyelids
Dislikes: People of color, foreskins
Looking for: Gummi bears
edit: ok guys, obviously it's a joke. It's a silly website with badly photoshop'd birds.
foxfeather and she reminded me of this little gem I havent seen in years.http://www.eroticfalconry.com/
How can you not fall in love with personals such as this one:
Name: Mr. Hasty
Lovestyle: Rapid
Likes: Swooping, listening to Rush, eyelids
Dislikes: People of color, foreskins
Looking for: Gummi bears
edit: ok guys, obviously it's a joke. It's a silly website with badly photoshop'd birds.
I think cry D:
I wanted to do the wall screaming...it didn't turn out right or maybe I hadn't did it right >.<
Or the f*cking flowers...omg I so wanted to turn that into a gif!!!
A gif of the flowers would be amazing.
I could try the flowers next, if I can get it *timed* right in a loop...
Please tell me this is a joke. I'm scared.
That site is rediculous.
The photos. I cannot breathe.
I am kidding of course lol . Funny find!
Lovestyle: Thorough
Likes: Scouring, rope, smelting
Dislikes: Catholics
Looking for: Someone with access to ham
lololol
Great find!
Eroticism, the best of the seven sins.
And now, you tell me, there is a website that combines both of these things into one tight-knit package?! :D
And just when I thought I had seen it all lol
Lovestyle: Aggressive
Likes: Folds of skin, shrews, voles, cognac
Dislikes: Telemarketers, the Yankees, DDT, sixpack holders
Looking for: A Brazilian or Thai man who looks a lot like a woman
Amen to disliking DDT, holla if you know why.
DDT thins the shells of raptors like the Peregrine Falcon. Since the ban on the insecticide, Peregrines have been coming back. YAY! My hometown was involved in the breeding-program to bring them back from near-extinction. They roost on our Parliament buildings and office-towers, now. >^___^<
Name: Cheecho
Lovestyle: All over the place
Likes: Encircling, shrieking, fighting with parrots
Dislikes: Being sprayed with stuff
Looking for: Hairy gentlemen with more to love
I think i found my bird!
Oh god
...Well I guess that explains why she never wrote back. ;.;
Then I was :O
Thank you for posting this link hahaha! XD