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14 years ago
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Hey ED people!
Guess what?
That page you wrote about me? You know, the one that was full of the laziest attacks and most pointless lies imaginable?
It doesn't exist anymore!
Heck, your whole gosh darn website doesn't exist anymore!
And guess what else?
My FurAffinity page still does!
That's right! The page with all my freakish furfag pedo art is doing fine!
This fatassed unwashed neckbeard triumphed over the mighty internet hate machine simply by waiting and doing nothing, and letting you dig your own graves.
It makes sense. If you people couldn't insult me with any semblance of imagination or originality, it's no surprise you couldn't dredge up the motivation to donate enough to keep your site alive. I love it: suicide by apathy. That's so perfectly fitting for you.
Just to be perfectly clear: my joy is not that my page is gone. It was never a threat to me anyway. Do you people understand that? It was never a threat to me. For crying out loud, you guys had my real name, my address and a photo of my goddamn house. With all that juicy info, what did you do with it? Nothing! Ever. I never received one phone call from you people, never had one of you show up on my porch. You know why? Because the defining character trait of trolls is not stupidity, or hatefulness, or pettiness, or craziness, or stubbornness, or cowardice, or immaturity, or even anonymity. It is LAZINESS. You are lazy cocksuckers who talk and talk and talk and talk and talk, and never do anything because you're always waiting for someone else to do it first.
My joy is not because my page is gone. It was nothing. Because I am a spiteful motherfucker, my joy comes from imagining how pissed off this must make you. It's not just one page, it's your whole site! I bet you thought it would stay up forever! How filled with helpless, frustrated rage you must be to know that you could have done something to keep the site in existence, and you didn't. You have only yourselves to blame. And it's so much better for me because I know you won't take this gracefully. You can't. It's a simple fact that no one on the entire internet throws a bigger tantrum than a troll whose lulz got spoiled.
Now and forever, let it be known that the best weapon against internet bitches is patience. Just sit and wait quietly, and watch them self-destruct.
Your lulz are gone now, former ED users. You cannot possibly know the pleasure I derive from imagining what you are going through. It is a satisfaction that goes beyond infinite. ^__^
tl;dr version:
ED IMPLODERED! DERPDERPDERP YOU FAGS ALL HAVE AIDS! ENJOY YOU'RE NIGGER COCK IN HELL! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what?
That page you wrote about me? You know, the one that was full of the laziest attacks and most pointless lies imaginable?
It doesn't exist anymore!
Heck, your whole gosh darn website doesn't exist anymore!
And guess what else?
My FurAffinity page still does!
That's right! The page with all my freakish furfag pedo art is doing fine!
This fatassed unwashed neckbeard triumphed over the mighty internet hate machine simply by waiting and doing nothing, and letting you dig your own graves.
It makes sense. If you people couldn't insult me with any semblance of imagination or originality, it's no surprise you couldn't dredge up the motivation to donate enough to keep your site alive. I love it: suicide by apathy. That's so perfectly fitting for you.
Just to be perfectly clear: my joy is not that my page is gone. It was never a threat to me anyway. Do you people understand that? It was never a threat to me. For crying out loud, you guys had my real name, my address and a photo of my goddamn house. With all that juicy info, what did you do with it? Nothing! Ever. I never received one phone call from you people, never had one of you show up on my porch. You know why? Because the defining character trait of trolls is not stupidity, or hatefulness, or pettiness, or craziness, or stubbornness, or cowardice, or immaturity, or even anonymity. It is LAZINESS. You are lazy cocksuckers who talk and talk and talk and talk and talk, and never do anything because you're always waiting for someone else to do it first.
My joy is not because my page is gone. It was nothing. Because I am a spiteful motherfucker, my joy comes from imagining how pissed off this must make you. It's not just one page, it's your whole site! I bet you thought it would stay up forever! How filled with helpless, frustrated rage you must be to know that you could have done something to keep the site in existence, and you didn't. You have only yourselves to blame. And it's so much better for me because I know you won't take this gracefully. You can't. It's a simple fact that no one on the entire internet throws a bigger tantrum than a troll whose lulz got spoiled.
Now and forever, let it be known that the best weapon against internet bitches is patience. Just sit and wait quietly, and watch them self-destruct.
Your lulz are gone now, former ED users. You cannot possibly know the pleasure I derive from imagining what you are going through. It is a satisfaction that goes beyond infinite. ^__^
tl;dr version:
ED IMPLODERED! DERPDERPDERP YOU FAGS ALL HAVE AIDS! ENJOY YOU'RE NIGGER COCK IN HELL! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, internet! This is the best gift ever!
And of course, the fountain would be one of those huge, ornate Greco-Roman things, with a statue of me at the center, shooting Dr. P out of my dick with an orgasm face. ^__^
Of course, it also stood for erectile dysfunction. I always wonder if the site's owners realized that when they chose the name.
or playing crappy games *coughworldofwarcraftcough*
Egads... I just had a horrifying thought. What is some of these people troll... because they get off on it!? EEEYAH!!!
You have to draw Gadget with a trollface.
But then what can one expect from the mindset that thinks it's some form of Internet Justice to code one's site to replace hotlinked images with a disgusting shock image, thus offending innocent visitors to the hotlinker's site but *not* the hotlinker himself unless he happens to check what he's posted, which he all too often doesn't?
Absolutely. I was actually going to mention that but couldn't word it right. Why confront your foe directly when you can lie an innocent third party into doing it for you! It's the Gutless Coward Asshole way! :D
>But then what can one expect from the mindset that thinks it's some form of Internet Justice to code one's site to replace hotlinked images with a disgusting shock image, thus offending innocent visitors to the hotlinker's site but *not* the hotlinker himself unless he happens to check what he's posted, which he all too often doesn't?
I haven't actually come across something like that, but it doesn't surprise me that people do it.
The very owners of Encylopædia Dramatica have stated this, as well as their intention to sue anyone who tries to replicate, mirror, or redistribute ED. This, in essence, destroys ED in its entirety. Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.
It is unacceptable that a company would go to such lengths, with such disregard for their user base - that they, in their words "do not care about" - merely to save money on bandwidth; something that is nowadays very cheap. All this would have been tolerable, had they released an archive of the ED content - however, they have not done this, do not have any plans of doing so in the future, and were unable to provide a solid reason as to why no archive was released. This is an outright insult to those whom, over the years, have worked hard to make ED what it was. This is a direct affront to the contributors - whose work is now essentially thrown away."
Bawwwww.
I can appreciate the irony.
CHILD: Mommmmm! The house smells like shit now! You've failed as a parent!
MOM: Well maybe it'd smell better if you'd done your chores like I asked while I had pneumonia!!
I get the feeling the real cost of running ED is not bandwith, but in constantly protecting the site from attack. I can only imagine the security they'd need to have. Personally, I'm hoping this new ED.ch page is is in a weakened state now and someone can infect them with something-or-other.
No I didn't, but it doesn't surprise me that there is one. Fine by me though. The more they reply, the longer my block list grows.
Of course I know there's archives of ED. Nothing on the internet ever truly vanishes. Even if there wasn't a new site, there'd still be archive.org. The point is that the url in this journal's name now links to a site full of Amazon.com ads and "Follow us on Facebook!". That makes me smile.
And I'm not going to let anyone else's behavior prevent me from saying that. I have literally nothing to fear from these people. (Oh no; they might type WORDS at me!) Let them call it a success when I hide their comments and block them. If someone calls a loss a victory so they can feel better about it, it doesn't affect me. All it does is make me wonder how a functioning human being can find satisfaction in something that takes so little effort. It's like a guy spending all day watching a bug zapper and vigorously congratulating himself every time a fly dies.
I might not be able to shut them up on their page, but I can shut them up on mine. I can be petty and spiteful like anyone else, but I reserve that for people who are rude and deserve it. I like watching my block list grow. It's almost like collecting Pokemon, except I'm collecting FA's douchebags. I liken it to shaking a bush so the ducks will all come flying out and you can shoot them down easier.
(You know what though? I haven't had to hide a comment or block a single person on InkBunny so far. I know that probably won't last forever, but the difference between the sites is still like the difference between a hot, humid smelly room and one with all the windows open and a cool breeze blowing through.)
I guess that's a fun answer.
I just have a remark, but I may be totally wrong... I was wondering if, with the provocation you give "you didn't do anything to me :p" you are not going to make someone think they indeed should do more than send you words... If it's really such a good idea
Anyway, have fun :)
It's also because someone was spamming the same thing over and over 20+ times. I've left unhidden any comment that had even the smallest shred of something real to say.
>I was wondering if, with the provocation you give "you didn't do anything to me :p" you are not going to make someone think they indeed should do more than send you words... If it's really such a good idea
I've said the same thing before and nothing's happened. It's made me realize that, even if they get your name and address, it's not like someone couldn't get that out of the phone book too. It's not that big a deal. I lost a lot of fear when, what I thought was the worst thing that could happen online happened to me, and nothing came of it. Literally, the worst I've ever experienced was some worrying but ultimately empty threats.
And probably an idea of the place where you live.
Which make me realise that I never thought that Alexreynard may be a real name. Since "renard" mean "fox" in French for some reason, I always assumed that this was a furry name you choose for a fox fursonna...
Then again, I do think of Alex Reynard as being my real name, in that I've never felt a connection with the one that's on my birth certificate. It's always sounded like someone else.
One thing that did piss me off though was your racist line at the bottom. Fags with aids enjoying nigger cock in hell? Yeah, that just makes you look either like a jerk, or a troll
Alex, you remind me so much of some of my friends on IRC when you do stuff like this.
One's the derpiest husky you'll ever meet (who does a damn good Bill Clinton impersonation), one's an inflatable werewolf made of rubber and usually quite funny, and those are just two of them.
You should look into IRC, I'm sure you could find some places that would tickle your fancy.
If it's anything like chat, I try to avoid that. I'm busy enough with internet comments and talking with close friends. I don't have time for long chats too. :/
IRC - Internet Relay Chat
As far as I know I had no page, but I guess I am not popular enough for that (same goes for wikifur... although you don't have one there either... you are only mentioned on the Gadget Hackwrench page). But I too find it amusing that their site is down (at least as it was) ^^. I am surprised to find that they had to pay server costs at all... I guess I underestimated the amount of users they have... had.
ROTFL! YES! I go to troll pages for the exact same reason! That's another big reason I didn't mind the site too much; they hosted a huge chunk of my art for free. Heck, I got a password there just so I could upload more of it. If they're going to give me free advertising while insulting me, why not use up some more of their bandwidth?
>As far as I know I had no page, but I guess I am not popular enough for that
I dunno if it has anything to do with popularity so much as notoriety. There's a difference. I'm not exactly a quiet person.
>(same goes for wikifur... although you don't have one there either... you are only mentioned on the Gadget Hackwrench page).
You know, I'll admit that annoys me more than the ED page existing. I write freakin' novels! What more I gotta do? ;)
>But I too find it amusing that their site is down (at least as it was) ^^. I am surprised to find that they had to pay server costs at all... I guess I underestimated the amount of users they have... had.
Like I've said elsewhere, I imagine a huge chunk of operating costs went to protecting the site from the many people who want to see it go down. Given how often people try to hack FA, I can only imagine what ED must've dealt with.
No such thing as bad publicity.
On the other hand, I've been mentioned a few times on TVTropes, which tickles me pinker than pink lemonade.
Fetish Fuel Future, for the Bartleby series, under the Web Original section.
Cape Busters, for Dangerous Lunatics, under the Web Original section.
And God Is Evil, also for the Bartleby series, under the Literature section. (Literature? Me!?)
I did not write any of those myself! It kinda blows my mind that someone else did!
If Alex gives you Lemon unzip your pants :3
You have made yourself quite a name my friend.
Y'know, there was a time where I actually took Anonymous seriously, when I first heard about them and their attempts to drive depressed teens to suicide through text messages. I actually compared them to a terrorist group of hate-filled monsters, but after a while I realized that they're nothing but a bunch of douchebag morons with too much spare time and an internet-induced god complex.
There's a big part of me that's like Brad from Dangerous Lunatics. When I see people online acting rude, dishonest, cowardly or willfully stupid, I want to punish them. It's a gut reaction. When I see someone bullying someone else, I want to bully them. Wolfblade once came up with a revised Golden Rule that I absolutely adore: "Do unto others as they do unto others." I know I can't really do much of anything to internet pricks, but that doesn't make the gut feeling go away. At least I can treat them with the open contempt they've earned.
I think I figured out the Troll Game:
1: The game begins by leaving a comment anywhere.
2: If someone responds to it, they're either calling you out on your bullshit (aka "umad?") or agreeing with you, so you win!
3: If someone blocks you, they're obviously butthurt over what you say, so you win!
4: If nobody responds, they're obviously too scared to admit they're wrong, so you win!
Wow, I can see why so many people play this game. You can never lose.
Hell, the pricks who've shown up here to spam links and call me a pedophile are the ones I respect more actually, because at least they had the balls to insult me on my home turf. Part of why the idea of ED pisses me off so much is that it's a gossip den where people can say anything they want about you behind your back. I honestly try not to do that. If I have something nasty to say about someone, I say it publicly. People ought to have to deal with the consequences of their words.
Just let it go man.
It's like watching two retards slap fight in an infinite loop.
You say I'm "a disgusting pedophile that needs to be curbstomped"?
And you know how to spam a link twenty-four times?
And you'd give me head for free if I asked? Even if I had shit all over my dick from fucking your parents in the ass?
Well, that's mighty kind of you to offer, but I'm afraid I have too much respect for my penis to ever let it get anywhere near your mouth.
There is a special place in hell for them.. Where they must do nothing but type Nice things to stuff
they hate.. FOREVER *pinkie pie comes up and bites an apple in half in rage*
.... that sounds like a fun bartleby side story nows... XD
Bartleby and the hall of politeness XD
they hate.. FOREVER
ROTFL! That is the most gloriously fitting punishment I can think of.
"Here's a guy who draws cub porn! You're going to have to do his laundry and cook his dinner!" :D
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Look its Sonicchu! PRAISE HIM AS your Goooooooood XD
*laughs evilly*
"LINE PIECE!!!"
I can't give you my license officer.
Why not?
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
What KT said.
I deeply feel that if you take pleasure in hurting the innocent, you are worthless. There's a difference between a prank and trolling. With a prank, you let the other person in on it and you both have a laugh at the end. You don't just keep it up and keep it up until your victim's crying, raging or ready to kill themselves, and then you keep going. If nothing else, I'd hate these people as much as I do because they aren't funny.
Prank: Princess Celestia pretending to sip her tea, tricking Mr. Cake into overfilling the cup, and then saying "gotcha", as a way of letting him know this is a *casual* brunch and he needn't be so uptight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peW-Cck6Fjc&feature=player_detailpage#t=310s
Trolling: Pretty much everything Gilda the Griffon does in "Griffon the Brush-off".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHXFj_u6Xus
(...which is why it bugged the hell outta me when everypony on ponychan reacted to the teacup scene by calling her "Princess Trollestia"!) (Though it was amusing that the ponychan wordfilter changed that into "Princess Paraspriteestia".)
just cause you destroy a few cubes doesn't mean they're gone.
They will adapt.
-link to ed-
durrrrrrrrr
also the troll theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvC02lkzUY
Though I think a far more fitting Troll Anthem is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGADgehKoM
And these are the hands were given
Use them and lets start trying
To make it a place worth living in.
Though my goal in life is to make the world a better place by hunting and gutting the people who are making it worse. :)
I would like to say I didn't need to break down other people (no qualifier), but I am rather competitive. It may be a character flaw, but that's part of being competitive. Oh well. Guess that helps when playing e-sports. *shrug* If I ever sink to 4chan levels, just shoot me.
Still, I am reminded of an interesting exchange. I was at a friend's house and this new guy shows up. The first place I met him was at a con where he was busy doing the same Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation over and over again at the top of his lungs at 2:00 AM... in the room right next to the one the con chairmen was in, and who was calling and asking him to kindly shut the hell up. But hey, he was drunk off his ass at the time, so if he's cool now then it's forgiven. Well, turns out he was just a dipshit. He comes out and brags about how he is a "total troll" when he's online. Half the room drops everything to turn and tell him off right then and there. The other half looks out of the corner of their eyes with scowls on their faces. He doesn't even notice and keeps on going. In his bit of complete honesty, he started bragging about how he could make people miserable and cause them pain. Oh, and he had an ego that was off the charts too, although at least he seems to be able to back some of it up. I'll give him that credit at least. Value as a human being? No. But he is good at games.
Gorgeously succinct there, amigo. Wish I'd said that. ;)
Actually, I lurk /b/ sometimes because, if you're online and bored, there's always something to look at there. There's always a few "You Laugh You Lose" threads. I like how the pretense of 'losing' has eroded and now it's just people posting funny pictures. /b/ seemed to mellow out along the same timespan as ED gradually neutered itself to death.
>In his bit of complete honesty, he started bragging about how he could make people miserable and cause them pain. Oh, and he had an ego that was off the charts too, although at least he seems to be able to back some of it up. I'll give him that credit at least. Value as a human being? No. But he is good at games.
Reminds me of Fred Phelps. Some people are just so well-fortified against caring what others think of their repulsive behavior that pretty much the only solution to them is shooting them with BB guns until they go away.
Ha! Is joke because I write stories about poop!
I actually haven't been in a long while. I'll admit, a few things that came from it were funny. But that's more that they were genuinely funny and not because of stupid and/or racist memes. The whole "Imma firin' ma lazar" thing was kinda eye-roll, but the laser collection was actually pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE
> Reminds me of Fred Phelps. Some people are just so well-fortified against caring what others think of their repulsive behavior that pretty much the only solution to them is shooting them with BB guns until they go away.
Use a paintball gun. Not only does it hurt more, but you can color them with pink too!
They do tend to run a joke into the ground. On the other hand, I thought this one was pretty clever.
Also, I came across this a while ago and now I can't stop giggling whenever I order fast food.
>Use a paintball gun. Not only does it hurt more, but you can color them with pink too!
I think I've said paintball gun before. I don't wanna be repetitive, darling. ;)
Also, what's it evidence of that I'm replying to you, blueboy?
Responding to me is also more interesting than not responding.
Like the guy who once called me a faggot, and when I said I was offended, he replied with this:
"I didn't mean like a homo, I meant like...a faggot. Sometimes people are total faggots."
That's gold.
Well, you get tired of people throwing around 'faggot' as if it means nothing. I wasn't so much personally offended by the word, but by the fact that he didn't seem to know what it meant. (Like the other chap who said that the word 'nigga' wasn't offensive because he spelled it with an 'a'. <facepalm>)
>And if they're not saying anything, then you're just wasting your time by hiding them.
I am not seeing your logic... <head explodes>
I think my breaking point was the article about the woman whose seeing eye dog was murdered and mailed to her. In ED's opinion, this was hilarious. <pukes>
WHAT?????????????????
Dude. That is beyond fucked up
If you shoot at a bad guy with a scatter gun, and hit a bunch of innocent bystanders with it, you're not a hero.
Besides, I love the heck out of this:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/com.....-pixel-art.php
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/pho.....pixel-art2.php
I was actually anticipating that you'd done one of all your own characters. That would be neat.
That's quite cute. Ernie looks like one of those twin-flavored ice cream pops.
<marches and sings>
K-Y-N! N-K-I!
T-E-R-T-I-L-L!
And of course...
I love that moment of recognition when I get it. I also love how these bar things look like the characters are spinning around really fast, or standing behind one of those frosted glass shower doors that smears out the image horizontally.
Also, I am now unsubtly suggesting you do your characters as pixel art, possibly with them commenting on their new look. :3
Oh wait. Just wait a couple minutes 'til someone else posts the link on this journal. :P
Eat a bunch of crayons.
Puke.
Look on the ground.
There it is!
Ok, so there was this guy who spends his free time taking pictures of himself with his dick in various toys. A Livejournal community springs up to spend time mocking the few pics that ended up on the net. He catches wind of this, and realizes he has the perfect trolling opportunity. He creates a puppet LJ account and comes to the community claiming he had the 'inside scoop' on himself and actually spends time feeding them more pictures for them to get grossed out by! He did this for like, weeks, before someone connected the dots and realized that he had fooled them all along.
So I'll admit that some trolls are funny, but most just don't have the motivation to really put humorous creative effort into what they do. But I that's the internet for you, 90% of everything is crap.
Pretty much how I feel too. I'll forgive a lot of trolling-type-stuff if there's at least some effort being put into it. In most of their movies, the Marx Brothers are pretty much trolling the world and they're hilarious.
Granting, there are clearly some differences here, namely that in this case the one who is dead is the bigger villain, and secondly that the technology to allow you to fly around the room while chewing the scenery doesn't exist yet.
I had forgotten about the pustules. I guess (hope) that's another difference here.
In other words, it might be worth it to keep on your toes in the coming days. God knows what they could cook up to try and get their euphoria back.
you mean, they might bitch about how much of a loser I am on Lulz? Oh, I am quaking in my boots. ;)
*snrk*
Nope, couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
This internet is a funny place.