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So, you know what I hate?
14 years ago
PEOPLE LOOKING OVER THE DIVIDER BETWEEN THE SHOWERS IN MY DORM'S BATHROOM.
YOU ALL KNOW THAT THERE'S A SMALL, NAKED, SOAPY GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE. SO STOP DOING THAT.
ALSO, STOP HAVING WEIRD RAP BATTLES WHILE YOU'RE SHOWERING. IT'S SO WRONG AND DISTURBING. OR, FAILING THIS, AT LEAST LEARN TO RAP. DON'T JUST KEEP REPEATING THE PHRASE "I'm Dirty Dan!" OVER AND OVER GETTING LOUDER AND MORE GUIDO-ISH EACH TIME. THAT IS NOT RAP IT IS JUST BALLS.
ALSO ALSO, STOP MEDIATING THE RAP BATTLES WHEN THEY INVOLVE PEOPLE IN THE SHOWERS THAT ARE TOO FAR AWAY TO TALK TO EACH OTHER DIRECTLY. IT IS SUPER ANNOYING AND IS PREVENTING ME FROM READING AGNES GREY.
YOU ALL KNOW THAT THERE'S A SMALL, NAKED, SOAPY GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE. SO STOP DOING THAT.
ALSO, STOP HAVING WEIRD RAP BATTLES WHILE YOU'RE SHOWERING. IT'S SO WRONG AND DISTURBING. OR, FAILING THIS, AT LEAST LEARN TO RAP. DON'T JUST KEEP REPEATING THE PHRASE "I'm Dirty Dan!" OVER AND OVER GETTING LOUDER AND MORE GUIDO-ISH EACH TIME. THAT IS NOT RAP IT IS JUST BALLS.
ALSO ALSO, STOP MEDIATING THE RAP BATTLES WHEN THEY INVOLVE PEOPLE IN THE SHOWERS THAT ARE TOO FAR AWAY TO TALK TO EACH OTHER DIRECTLY. IT IS SUPER ANNOYING AND IS PREVENTING ME FROM READING AGNES GREY.
Consequentially, George Orwell has to be read while at least 30% of the reader is on fire. This is what labels him as a bad author, that in order to appreciate his message you're legally required to be burning alive.