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Bacon.
14 years ago
Y'know, I was just thinking--bacon is awesome. I love the texture, the taste, the smell...to me (as well as millions of others around the world) it's the quintessential "awesome food", sort've like cheese. Sorry to all you lactose-intolerants, anyway.
In fact, when I go home after my deployment I plan on buying a nice slab of that wonderful meat, chopping it up to size, and frying it all. (We also love frying ANYTHING, but that's another post.) Hell, my mouth watered up a bit as I typed that last sentence. But, the question I have is...do we take it too far?
In my searches I've found all of the following:
Bacon flavored lipstick
Bacon flavored gum
Bacon scented soap
Bacon frying alarm clock
Bacon flavored/scented condoms (Seriously, what the hell people)
Bacon flavored soda
As well as a myriad of other animal-based bacons. Turkey bacon, as an aside, is the bane of my existence. Feh.
Why? Why in the hell are we so infatuated with bacon? Maybe I'm crazy, maybe it's all the sand getting to me. I don't know.
More later.
In fact, when I go home after my deployment I plan on buying a nice slab of that wonderful meat, chopping it up to size, and frying it all. (We also love frying ANYTHING, but that's another post.) Hell, my mouth watered up a bit as I typed that last sentence. But, the question I have is...do we take it too far?
In my searches I've found all of the following:
Bacon flavored lipstick
Bacon flavored gum
Bacon scented soap
Bacon frying alarm clock
Bacon flavored/scented condoms (Seriously, what the hell people)
Bacon flavored soda
As well as a myriad of other animal-based bacons. Turkey bacon, as an aside, is the bane of my existence. Feh.
Why? Why in the hell are we so infatuated with bacon? Maybe I'm crazy, maybe it's all the sand getting to me. I don't know.
More later.
