At work tonight, trying to get everything closed down and all the golf carts put away. Then some guy pulls up to the clubhouse with the roof sitting in the passenger seat. His explanation, "I drove into a tree."

WHO THE HELL DRIVES A GOLF CART INTO A TREE!? Not like it jumps up and scares you. You never hear of trees causing accidents on the road. "Man I tell you what officer. I was driving the road, minding my own business, when the tree just came outta no where and BAM!"