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Sex, Me? Me?
18 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Topside.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
All of the above. Nom nom nom.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes, but that was because I walked 30 miles with no food or water. True- and very embarassing- story.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I can get money for doing that???
7. Shower or bath?
Showers. Because damn I just can't find laying on porcelain with a person on me all that comfortable, considering.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
There's a toilet... RIGHT there. Rip the curtain back and let 'er go!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Both, but home-made. I own a frying pan and a wok, there's no reason to go without.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I love both! I lean sliiiiightly more toward them being aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
It's all different kinds of love! I certainly don't hate anyone.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I couldn't possibly.
13. Love or money?
Love. I could do without money, but without love I'd have no will to make any.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash! You appreciate its weight more when it leaves your hands.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
You mean the brash, ignorant, intolerant, Southern alcoholics and the vindictive, lawyer-like New Englanders? Who wouldn't want them?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A 5-star hotel in the woods! Like a huge tree filled with furries and a Tom Bombadil-like atmosphere. Yeah. :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A random couple's living room floor. They, uh. Came back.
Fortunately they were very understanding.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Mmmf... The body, sure, but the head hair? I think I'd cry.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, but I didn't much care for it. The gay ones attract the flaming types I can't stand, and the ones for straight men just depress me. Why must the announcer sound like Wayne Newton?
20. Ever been to a bar?
The only drink I enjoy is straight Jack, and you can't have a good time with that.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Every day~! <3 But in the spirit of "ooh, taboo," I've kissed someone of the opposite sex, too.
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I can't sit still during movies.
Hey...!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
It's a very convenient place for it! But not public ones.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
How would you manage that?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
They know me by name!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I have a collection! I love it when lube is on sale. Mmm, tangerine...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes! I ain't afraid!
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I challenge you!
Sure!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Topside.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
All of the above. Nom nom nom.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes, but that was because I walked 30 miles with no food or water. True- and very embarassing- story.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I can get money for doing that???
7. Shower or bath?
Showers. Because damn I just can't find laying on porcelain with a person on me all that comfortable, considering.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
There's a toilet... RIGHT there. Rip the curtain back and let 'er go!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Both, but home-made. I own a frying pan and a wok, there's no reason to go without.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I love both! I lean sliiiiightly more toward them being aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
It's all different kinds of love! I certainly don't hate anyone.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I couldn't possibly.
13. Love or money?
Love. I could do without money, but without love I'd have no will to make any.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash! You appreciate its weight more when it leaves your hands.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
You mean the brash, ignorant, intolerant, Southern alcoholics and the vindictive, lawyer-like New Englanders? Who wouldn't want them?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
A 5-star hotel in the woods! Like a huge tree filled with furries and a Tom Bombadil-like atmosphere. Yeah. :D
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A random couple's living room floor. They, uh. Came back.
Fortunately they were very understanding.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Mmmf... The body, sure, but the head hair? I think I'd cry.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, but I didn't much care for it. The gay ones attract the flaming types I can't stand, and the ones for straight men just depress me. Why must the announcer sound like Wayne Newton?
20. Ever been to a bar?
The only drink I enjoy is straight Jack, and you can't have a good time with that.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Every day~! <3 But in the spirit of "ooh, taboo," I've kissed someone of the opposite sex, too.
24. Favorite drink?
Iced tea.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I can't sit still during movies.
Hey...!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
It's a very convenient place for it! But not public ones.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
How would you manage that?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
They know me by name!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I have a collection! I love it when lube is on sale. Mmm, tangerine...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes! I ain't afraid!
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I challenge you!
I see you don't hate. Come here brother, follow me to learn the power of the Dark Side! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
definitely a giggle Nori
Proof that no one even thinks about altering these damn memes before filling one out. What the hell does puking while driving have to do with the rest of these questions?
....
Ok, so most of this was pretty much already suspected. Dang, and here I was hoping for a big reveal.
"Nori is... running for congress!" or something. :)