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The rain just falls off me, the tears just fall off me..
A meme from 
dreamwood :
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
See #11.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Nights and mornings.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
As a matter of fact, fish.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope. Though I sometimes do have such urges.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No. That's what interests you, am I right?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Russian and Arabic.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Is there a neutral gear?
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Not on FA (its watchlist is kind of awkward for me). Maybe in LJ.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Both.
14. Credit cards or cash?
"It's got to be cash only, we don't take credit cards here" ©
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
My father.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Shall I go there alone?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I'm rather conservative.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Highly doubtful.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Not a lot of times. Mostly for beer lubricated talk with my former friends.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not yet.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A couple of times. Well, to an equivalent state at least - I don't drink too much in public places so there's no need to carry me. Just wipe my previous meal off the floor.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yup.
24. Favorite drink?
Red tea.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Remember, kids: movie theaters are for watching movies..
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeesh.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
..and work is for making work done.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Why would I? I'm not into 'playthings'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I'll let you guess.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Define 'caught'. Anyway, I do remember one incident. So, the answer is 'yes'.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Depends on what you consider 'naughty'. As far as I know, there are no erotic or pornographic photos of me. But there are several naughty depictions of my avatar by various two authors.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All those zillions of meme-lovers. Yes, I'm talking to you! Fetch! Roll over!
dreamwood :1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
See #11.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Nights and mornings.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
As a matter of fact, fish.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope. Though I sometimes do have such urges.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No. That's what interests you, am I right?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Russian and Arabic.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Is there a neutral gear?
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Not on FA (its watchlist is kind of awkward for me). Maybe in LJ.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Love or money?
Both.
14. Credit cards or cash?
"It's got to be cash only, we don't take credit cards here" ©
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
My father.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Shall I go there alone?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I'm rather conservative.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Highly doubtful.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Not a lot of times. Mostly for beer lubricated talk with my former friends.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not yet.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
A couple of times. Well, to an equivalent state at least - I don't drink too much in public places so there's no need to carry me. Just wipe my previous meal off the floor.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yup.
24. Favorite drink?
Red tea.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Remember, kids: movie theaters are for watching movies..
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeesh.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
..and work is for making work done.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Why would I? I'm not into 'playthings'.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I'll let you guess.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Define 'caught'. Anyway, I do remember one incident. So, the answer is 'yes'.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Depends on what you consider 'naughty'. As far as I know, there are no erotic or pornographic photos of me. But there are several naughty depictions of my avatar by various two authors.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All those zillions of meme-lovers. Yes, I'm talking to you! Fetch! Roll over!
Now there's no excuse for that tentacle-head to avoid it. Thanks for being sincere and responsive, and also for a bit of curious trivia ! Your behaviorial patterns positively resemble
Spazfox's, but that's neither here, nor there.