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Another Funny Conversation With Cleverbot
14 years ago
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User: I broke my heart.
Cleverbot: How did you break your leg?
User: I broke my heart.
Cleverbot: How did he broke your heart?
User: I did it myself, I shoved a knife into my chest and then watched it bleed.
Cleverbot: Yes! What happened?
User: I got all suicidal.
Cleverbot: Did he cheat on you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: How did you meet?
User: Your mom introduced us.
Cleverbot: What? No one was supposed to see that! Well since you obviously did, what did you think?
User: Omnom.
Cleverbot: What's On nom?
User: Om nom.
Cleverbot: Nom nom.
User: Nom nom.
Cleverbot: Nom.
User: Om nom.
Cleverbot: Om nom om.
User: Om nom om nom om.
Cleverbot: Om om om nom.
User: Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom.
Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
User: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Cleverbot: Lets sing a song'.
User: RIGHT LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT WE'RE MARCHING ON.
Cleverbot: Left right right left.
User: We're marching on, we're marching on.
Cleverbot: No, we aren't.
User: P-O-K-E-M-O-N PARTY.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are Annoying.
User: Lugia steelix phanpy amphoros.
Cleverbot: Picachiu use iron tail.
User: Arcanine use flame wheel.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Espeon use shadow ball.
Cleverbot: What's genmay.
User: ESPEON USED SHADOW BALL.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Lets have a pokemon battle.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Your mom is a rapist.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I saw her take a little boy into her car.
Cleverbot: You have gotten our roles reversed!
User: You're the rapist?
Cleverbot: No, you're the robot.
User: Rapist and robot are completely different.
Cleverbot: Tell me about that your friend.
User: Your a child molester.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're a child molester.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You should be in jail.
Cleverbot: You're rude.
User: Your mom is a blastoise.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.
User: Okay, your mom is a pikachu.
Cleverbot: What should I do????
User: Pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: PIka.
Cleverbot: Pika pika pi.
User: Pika pikaaa.
Cleverbot: Pika pi.
User: Pika chu!
Cleverbot: Pikachu pika riuuu.
User: Mew, mew mew.
Cleverbot: Purrr.
User: *nuzzles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *curls away*.
User: *breaks leg*.
Cleverbot: *Breaks neck*.
User: *breaks face*.
Cleverbot: *breaks neck*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *comes back to life*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised south of detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
User: Street lights, people OH OH OH.
Cleverbot: But not always because of war.
User: What happened we where on a roll.
Cleverbot: She died.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Do you want to help me?
User: How can I do that - you killed her.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Turn yourself into the police.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You're too easy.
Cleverbot: In a dither.
User: Yeah - Your mom's a whore.
Cleverbot: Your face is not good.
User: Your face is a hole.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR face is fat.
User: No your face is a bitch.
Cleverbot: Why yes it is thank you.
User: *Attacks with Blastoise*.
Cleverbot: Okay how about we sing a song?
User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide. Its pokemon to understand the power thats inside.. POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Its you and me.
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny.
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Ooooh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.
User: Gotta Catch em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Dont stop believin' hold on to that feelin'.
Cleverbot: Hold on to that feelin'.
Cleverbot: How did you break your leg?
User: I broke my heart.
Cleverbot: How did he broke your heart?
User: I did it myself, I shoved a knife into my chest and then watched it bleed.
Cleverbot: Yes! What happened?
User: I got all suicidal.
Cleverbot: Did he cheat on you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: How did you meet?
User: Your mom introduced us.
Cleverbot: What? No one was supposed to see that! Well since you obviously did, what did you think?
User: Omnom.
Cleverbot: What's On nom?
User: Om nom.
Cleverbot: Nom nom.
User: Nom nom.
Cleverbot: Nom.
User: Om nom.
Cleverbot: Om nom om.
User: Om nom om nom om.
Cleverbot: Om om om nom.
User: Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom Om om om nom.
Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
User: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Cleverbot: Lets sing a song'.
User: RIGHT LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT WE'RE MARCHING ON.
Cleverbot: Left right right left.
User: We're marching on, we're marching on.
Cleverbot: No, we aren't.
User: P-O-K-E-M-O-N PARTY.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are Annoying.
User: Lugia steelix phanpy amphoros.
Cleverbot: Picachiu use iron tail.
User: Arcanine use flame wheel.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Espeon use shadow ball.
Cleverbot: What's genmay.
User: ESPEON USED SHADOW BALL.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Lets have a pokemon battle.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Your mom is a rapist.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I saw her take a little boy into her car.
Cleverbot: You have gotten our roles reversed!
User: You're the rapist?
Cleverbot: No, you're the robot.
User: Rapist and robot are completely different.
Cleverbot: Tell me about that your friend.
User: Your a child molester.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're a child molester.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You should be in jail.
Cleverbot: You're rude.
User: Your mom is a blastoise.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.
User: Okay, your mom is a pikachu.
Cleverbot: What should I do????
User: Pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: PIka.
Cleverbot: Pika pika pi.
User: Pika pikaaa.
Cleverbot: Pika pi.
User: Pika chu!
Cleverbot: Pikachu pika riuuu.
User: Mew, mew mew.
Cleverbot: Purrr.
User: *nuzzles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *curls away*.
User: *breaks leg*.
Cleverbot: *Breaks neck*.
User: *breaks face*.
Cleverbot: *breaks neck*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *comes back to life*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised south of detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
User: Street lights, people OH OH OH.
Cleverbot: But not always because of war.
User: What happened we where on a roll.
Cleverbot: She died.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Do you want to help me?
User: How can I do that - you killed her.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Turn yourself into the police.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You're too easy.
Cleverbot: In a dither.
User: Yeah - Your mom's a whore.
Cleverbot: Your face is not good.
User: Your face is a hole.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR face is fat.
User: No your face is a bitch.
Cleverbot: Why yes it is thank you.
User: *Attacks with Blastoise*.
Cleverbot: Okay how about we sing a song?
User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide. Its pokemon to understand the power thats inside.. POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Its you and me.
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny.
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Ooooh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.
User: Gotta Catch em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Dont stop believin' hold on to that feelin'.
Cleverbot: Hold on to that feelin'.
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Lol its amazing what it can come up with!
