So I had a bit of time to think and realize just how odd things are at my job some days. Since I work at a company with a very ... unique name I figured I'd post a list of the top ten things said/posted around work that just sound dirty. I should start off by saying I work at a company named Cuming Corp.

1 They really gotta clean the holes better, there's to much shit on the rods
2 Those nuts are to far down the rod to work right
3 Man they really lubed that up so it came out smoothly
4 Deep Down to acquire Cuming

Best one ever was posted in the company newsletter

5 Cuming enable deepest drilling ever.