And Merry Christmas to every Furry too!

And to all my fellow self-proclaimed half-Jews....You know what comes next...*evil look and dramatic music*

Yes, it is I, Adrik Wolf, finally getting a Christmas where I can wish all of my friends and acquaintances here on FA a very Merry Christmas! Most of the time I'm too busy to give a proper holiday greeting, but this year with a house full of family and friends (17 at last count) I found time to slink away and hide myself in the den to get away from the mayhem.

I may be a Brony now, but I still need my space and do horrible in large crowds!

So, while I am sending out my Christmas cheer, I thought maybe I'd also brighten your spirits with a few links to some truely warped and twisted Christmas songs that will be playing on my record player Christmas morning. Hopefully these sweet tones will put a smile on your face and drive out the annoying Christmas songs you've been stuck hearing for the last two months! (I know if I hear 'Christmas Wrapping' by The Waitresses one more time, I'm going to remove my brain with a concrete saw!)

What follows is a list of song title, the artist, and the link where it can be played over and over again! Enjoy!

1.) I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas- The Dan Band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npia90yAUZE

2.) Santa Loves You- William H Nutsack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3a_a4tbNYI

3.) I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas- Nerf Herder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feu5e5dRojI&ob=av2e

4.) Here Comes Fatty Claus- Rudolph & The Gang: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dASQ5YNw-Yk

5.) Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg

6.) Cold Blooded Christmas - Jon Lajoie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA

7.) Merry Fucking Christmas - Those Dreaded Gnats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XpImXOoXtc

8.) Fuck Christmas - Fear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zgol2NQhlM

9.) Merry Fucking Christmas - Denis Leary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4-7VQV42k

10.) Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!- Red Peters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR3EiIO22GQ

And in case those Christmas stocking stuffers don't bring a demented smile to your face, or you just might need an emergency Christmas lift that only 1980's Pop music duo Darryl Hall and John Oates can quench...then you need to ring up the Emergency Hall & Oates Helpline at the following number:

719-266-2837

Yes. This is an ACTUAL number with an ACTUAL British woman giving you an emergency influx of four Hall & Oates songs for your holiday glooms. I am not joking on this.

I myself perfer listening to 'Maneater'...it really gets me through those rough patches between now and the New Year. XD (It's #03 on your touchpad)

They also offer the great songs 'One on One', 'Rich Girl' and 'Private Eyes'.

Perfect. Just what we needed to get us through these trying times. Thank you Hall & Oates. An Emergency hotline to your songs was exactly what was missing in my life. *Fluttershy YAY*

Okay, enough Christmas cheer from me. I've got a houseful of guests and a bottle of Pennslyvania Dutch Eggnog (With tasty rum, brandy, whisky, and dairy cream!) that my parents brought up waiting on the counter for me.

So to everyone here on FA, have a great and joyous Christmas Day and I will see you all after the break!

Best Wishes,
~Adrik & Nicole Wolf.