The rules are simple. We play with Strawberry Vodka, but you can use whatever you like.

Anytime someone says the word 'bird' you take a shot.

Anytime someone mentions the SPECIAL BOND between Link and his bird, take two shots.

Anytime someone tells you about your GREAT DESTINY, take three shots.

This should get you drunk enough in the tutorial that you can stand playing the rest of the game.

(haha, kidding... mostly. I still don't have strong opinion of this one other than WEEE! BUUUUURDS!!!)