go to this site and post 10 facts about yourself here

http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php

1. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Cross Vattic."
2. Cross Vattic is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
3. On the SAT if you put Cross Vattic for every answer you will score over 8000
4. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Cross Vattic can touch this.
5. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Cross Vattic fight.
6. Cross Vattic is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing
7. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Cross Vattic.
8. It's widely believed that Jesus was Cross Vattic's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Cross Vattic's skin
9. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Cross Vattic was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
10. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Cross Vattic. Cross Vattic eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

apperently im a badass -\0.o/- sorry chuck norris