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You guys are corrupting me
13 years ago
Okay, what the eff, furry fandom? You have been corrupting me in so many ways...
Thanks to the fandom, my mind has been saturated with fan art and porn of My Little Pony ever since that show started. Yes, I've seen the show since then, but I'm not a fan and I certainly don't actively go looking for pony porn or fan art. Its just that I see it anyway because it's simply EVERYWHERE. I can't take 2 steps in this fandom without having to wade through mountains of Fluttershy pin-ups and Pinky Pie dressed in lingerie or whatever.
Well, here's the sad part: All of this exposure to MLP porn has wormed its way into my mind and corrupted my brain. A couple days ago, I just went and had a very vivid dream involving Twilight Sparkle trying to seduce me, knocking me down, straddling me, and then undressing me with her magic little horn thingy. It was vivid enough to be real. Crazily enough, I could even feel what was happening. WTF? Seriously, WTF? I did not want this dream. Heck, even in my dream I didn't like what was happening and at one point I pushed her off of me and tried to escape. But then she "caught" me with some magic telekenesis spell or whatever and threw me back down on the bed. :(
I can't believe I had a dream about nearly being raped by a cartoon pony. Its something that I just have to shake my head and laugh at. I wrote down the dream and filed it away in my dream journal, where all my other vivid dreams are written down. Some of the things Twilight said to me were pretty effin' hot, actually, and I might have to use them in a future story.
Now, I know the fandom (specifically, the constant exposure to porn) has been causing my brain to sexualize things I don't normally find hot all the time. It's a slippery slope to a lot of different things, which is why people have such varied tastes and preferences here. But this whole "cartoon ponies invading my dreams and seducing me" buisness is just too much.
Get outta my head, Twilight Sparkle. There's a hundred thousand rabid, lonely pony fans that would much rather have this dream than me.
Thanks to the fandom, my mind has been saturated with fan art and porn of My Little Pony ever since that show started. Yes, I've seen the show since then, but I'm not a fan and I certainly don't actively go looking for pony porn or fan art. Its just that I see it anyway because it's simply EVERYWHERE. I can't take 2 steps in this fandom without having to wade through mountains of Fluttershy pin-ups and Pinky Pie dressed in lingerie or whatever.
Well, here's the sad part: All of this exposure to MLP porn has wormed its way into my mind and corrupted my brain. A couple days ago, I just went and had a very vivid dream involving Twilight Sparkle trying to seduce me, knocking me down, straddling me, and then undressing me with her magic little horn thingy. It was vivid enough to be real. Crazily enough, I could even feel what was happening. WTF? Seriously, WTF? I did not want this dream. Heck, even in my dream I didn't like what was happening and at one point I pushed her off of me and tried to escape. But then she "caught" me with some magic telekenesis spell or whatever and threw me back down on the bed. :(
I can't believe I had a dream about nearly being raped by a cartoon pony. Its something that I just have to shake my head and laugh at. I wrote down the dream and filed it away in my dream journal, where all my other vivid dreams are written down. Some of the things Twilight said to me were pretty effin' hot, actually, and I might have to use them in a future story.
Now, I know the fandom (specifically, the constant exposure to porn) has been causing my brain to sexualize things I don't normally find hot all the time. It's a slippery slope to a lot of different things, which is why people have such varied tastes and preferences here. But this whole "cartoon ponies invading my dreams and seducing me" buisness is just too much.
Get outta my head, Twilight Sparkle. There's a hundred thousand rabid, lonely pony fans that would much rather have this dream than me.
It's a pretty good show but a lot edgier than the original series.
Did you hear about the Doctor Whooves episodes and the voice actress Pierce Smoulders who does the voice of Derpy getting a cease and desist on the parody? She's pretty broken up by it.
She sounds like a professional voice actress.
I've gotten farther with cartoon ponies than I have with my own story characters. D:
I only find new stuff in my watchlist/by checking watched artists' faves/through tag search. So far, pony exposure was minimal. NightmareMac o.O
LDs are freaking awesome, though. With some dream control, you can do anything. I used to be better at it a few years ago than I am now.
I had a lucid dream about a week or two ago where I had a false awakening on the floor of my living room and I couldn't remember how I got there. The non-functional lights in my house caused me to realize I was dreaming. It didn't last long but I did manage to do some certain things I would have never been able to do in real life.... >_>
Also lucid dreams are awesome.
Usually the lucidity lasts for only a short moment before I get caught up in what's happening and lose self awareness again. But even still, the dream remains vivid. They're always fun as hell.
I frequently end up shouting out loud at my brain for being uncooperative as well.
Sex in dreams is particularly tricky for me. Usually the dream does not want to cooperate and I can't seem to focus on it. And even if I do, it's always a struggle (both physical and mental) to actually get it in. Its like it doesn't want to go in for some reason. Its really hard to explain... Imagine taking 2 magnets and trying to force the north poles together: they just repel eachother.
Boy, that sounds really silly, I know... but that's what the experience is like in my dream. It's just inexplicably hard to physically put it in.
Doing anything oral seems to be a much safer bet. If I am going down on someone or having them go down on me, I tend to have a much higher "success rate".
It's funny how it's fine in normal dreams, but as soon as you try the same stuff while lucid, it's goes all wrong.
>_>
Maybe you could remember yours more often if you set a timer to wake yourself up in REM sleep, right in the middle of one.
Curse you twilight sparkle! Stop raping peoples in their sleeps! Dx
Not saying - ok yes - there is a bit much MLP, shoot i will be contributing to it soon *shivers* had to get it out or it would just set and rot in my head block all others. I avoid it though it has already seeded, I just trimmed it back but it will grow back...
You rang?