I've not been posting close to as much as I would like to, and I'm going to blame school. This is the busy half of the semester so I probably will continue posting infrequently. So as a lame apology gift for you: pornographic poetry

Foxy always begs for his treat
Squirming, moaning, and rubbing his seat
Who could resist such a face?
Those buns bound in leather and lace?
I'm giving those cheeks someth' to eat