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The Fines Meme...(oh yeah...I'm gonna score big!!)
13 years ago
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (never affected my short term...uh...whatchamacallit.)
Did acid or pills -- $5 (too bad they lumped em together...that costs me 5 bucks. Plus they don't mention any thing heavier.)
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25 (met a great bf that way)
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (he was half Irish half PR...close enough)
Vandalized something -- $20 (they had it coming...trust me. they're just lucky I broke stuff because I couldn't break people right then)
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 (do I get a bonus for once whuppin 3 guys at once while the 4th ran away?)
Been jumped -- $10 (thats what got them whupped...I'm hard to surprise.)
Cross dressed -- $10 (got me free ticket into a play)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (of both genders...and to drag queens)
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 (thats at least two or three exes right there)
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 (pride festivities and house parties...it happens)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 (if your work was a gay bar...this is less surprising.)
Ever drive and drank -- $20 (not anymore...my bad for doing it even a few times)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (also...high or strung out should be a whole extra category)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (of course)
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (just once...I usually have a good memory...but I'm told that tequila turned me into a stripper one night...woke up with 11 bucks in my undies)
Went skinny dipping -- $5 (hell yes)
Had sex in a pool -- $20 (that too)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (countless times)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (duh...way!)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (once a long time ago...never again...you'd be surprised how a guy with a fine this big can be pretty moral and upstanding after screwin up big a few times)
Masturbated -- $10 (every night..l.sometimes twice or 3 times...depends on mood)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 (like I was a mile underwater and air was hidden in his balls)
Got oral -- $5 (if only this were counted for each occasion.)
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 (while flyin thru downtown GR at 60 in a 35)
Stole something -- $10 (again...I'm not proud here...but it was food and was needed badly)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50 ( too bad they don't make room for foursomes and moresomes)
Had sex in public -- $20 (oh GR...how I miss the places I got laid outdoors)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 (way too often...but it was only annoying when I wasn't also involved)
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 (I'd almost forgot this...but yeah...once or twice.)
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25 (yeah...that particular stripper was awesome.)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 (it happens...thankfully not often)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (it was toward the end of a bad relationship...I wanted to mean it tho)
Went streaking -- $5 (oh yes!)
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 (I was like 5...they said they put stuff in the pool to make it blue if you peed...I only did it to find out. Lyin bastards.)
Played spin the bottle -- $5 (of course)
Done something you regret -- $20 (plenty...rarely twice on the same thing tho.)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (best gay friend...yes...best str8 friend...never)
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 (pool table after closing time)
Had anal sex -- $80 (oh yes...again...I'd be in real trouble if this was counted for multiple times)
Lied to your mate -- $5 (yes...another not proud moment...but when the truth will cause a lot of hurt...sometimes we don't say things that will hurt.)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 (yeah...see above...not proud...I was trying to be kind and keep the peace.)
Total: $865.60 It should probably be mentioned that most of it happened in the same 2-3 years...and that the clean, sober well behaved guy here today learned from almost all the mistakes along the way. If I had to be judged on just the last few years...the numbers would be very very different.)
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (never affected my short term...uh...whatchamacallit.)
Did acid or pills -- $5 (too bad they lumped em together...that costs me 5 bucks. Plus they don't mention any thing heavier.)
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25 (met a great bf that way)
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (he was half Irish half PR...close enough)
Vandalized something -- $20 (they had it coming...trust me. they're just lucky I broke stuff because I couldn't break people right then)
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 (do I get a bonus for once whuppin 3 guys at once while the 4th ran away?)
Been jumped -- $10 (thats what got them whupped...I'm hard to surprise.)
Cross dressed -- $10 (got me free ticket into a play)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (of both genders...and to drag queens)
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 (thats at least two or three exes right there)
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 (pride festivities and house parties...it happens)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 (if your work was a gay bar...this is less surprising.)
Ever drive and drank -- $20 (not anymore...my bad for doing it even a few times)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (also...high or strung out should be a whole extra category)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (of course)
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (just once...I usually have a good memory...but I'm told that tequila turned me into a stripper one night...woke up with 11 bucks in my undies)
Went skinny dipping -- $5 (hell yes)
Had sex in a pool -- $20 (that too)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (countless times)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (duh...way!)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (once a long time ago...never again...you'd be surprised how a guy with a fine this big can be pretty moral and upstanding after screwin up big a few times)
Masturbated -- $10 (every night..l.sometimes twice or 3 times...depends on mood)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 (like I was a mile underwater and air was hidden in his balls)
Got oral -- $5 (if only this were counted for each occasion.)
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 (while flyin thru downtown GR at 60 in a 35)
Stole something -- $10 (again...I'm not proud here...but it was food and was needed badly)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50 ( too bad they don't make room for foursomes and moresomes)
Had sex in public -- $20 (oh GR...how I miss the places I got laid outdoors)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 (way too often...but it was only annoying when I wasn't also involved)
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 (I'd almost forgot this...but yeah...once or twice.)
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25 (yeah...that particular stripper was awesome.)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 (it happens...thankfully not often)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (it was toward the end of a bad relationship...I wanted to mean it tho)
Went streaking -- $5 (oh yes!)
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 (I was like 5...they said they put stuff in the pool to make it blue if you peed...I only did it to find out. Lyin bastards.)
Played spin the bottle -- $5 (of course)
Done something you regret -- $20 (plenty...rarely twice on the same thing tho.)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (best gay friend...yes...best str8 friend...never)
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 (pool table after closing time)
Had anal sex -- $80 (oh yes...again...I'd be in real trouble if this was counted for multiple times)
Lied to your mate -- $5 (yes...another not proud moment...but when the truth will cause a lot of hurt...sometimes we don't say things that will hurt.)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 (yeah...see above...not proud...I was trying to be kind and keep the peace.)
Total: $865.60 It should probably be mentioned that most of it happened in the same 2-3 years...and that the clean, sober well behaved guy here today learned from almost all the mistakes along the way. If I had to be judged on just the last few years...the numbers would be very very different.)
