Sex meme!
13 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Very!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Kind of a night person...for sex, but other times can also be win! ( I mean really...its sex...is there a bad time?)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side of a queen size bed...with acat that appears to think my armpit is the perfect nesting place
4. Do you masturbate? like clockwork...the swiss set their clocks to my masturbation times. Basically every day, plus a few extras when I'm unusually horny
5. How often? Lately? Yesterday...twice...withing an hour of each other...then sleepy-times
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm told that after that tequila bender on Cinco De Mayo night I became a male stripper...there were 11 dollars in my undies when I came to the next day. I'm grateful for the 11 dollars...but I no longer drink tequila
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers...most baths are too small to get comfy...also...time constraints.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath? Many times! Its an awesome way to get clean while being dirty!!
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Sure...also write it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? There have been a few aggro-bottoms I've met...but usually I'm the dominant one...passivity generally turns me on.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I don't think I could say love...I don't know a lot of folks here well enough to throw that around casually. I care for a lot of them though, and worry about them and wish them well...so its gotta be close.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Not as many as I'd like to. There are so many fun cool people I wish I had time to meet and hang with.
13. Would you choose love or money? I'd choose love...I've had both...and love was the better of the two. Not saying it wouldn't be nice to have the money again...but what the hell *shrug* it didn't make me as happy as the love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Making a partner come 'hands free'...massive ego stroke!! Assplay(rimming/spanking/toying) and feminine/submissive guys.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yeah...I kicked him so hard he went off the bed and hit the wall. No means no...I respect that...and I take poorly to people who don't.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Its a toss up between candlelit bathroom and hilltop overlooking an airport at night (in mid smex...a deer interrupted us...looked at us, snorted...and walked away!)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Gotta be the airport hilltop
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Sure...although since I was shoved under a pile of laundry and hidden for the whole while...I wasn't really caught...more like interrupted.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Sure. I had a friend MCing and some acquaintances doing teh stripping.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Not quite...I was working in one as a doorman...it just led to some sex by coincidence...since I got to meet everyone as they arrived and departed,
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Good god no! I did get thrown out for punching a guy who shoved a hand down my pants without an invite tho. It was instinctive...he was punched before I even realized it.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? YEp...and it lead to several years of attached status...so I don't feel too bad about it
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Hardly ever had any other kind!
24. What's your sexuality? Comfortably gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom? oh yes! we've discussed that already!
27. Have you ever had sex at work? is it still work if its in teh car with your bf just outside work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Had to...I worked for an inventory crew in a company that owned ten adult stores. I lost my ability to blush after the second week.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store? sure!
30. Do you own any sex toys? a cpl
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Theres only one way to find out...and it involves getting naked near me
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? maybe some R-rated...but no X
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Not even!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? Once...it wasn't too bad...and I already knew them...but they moved far away and that was all we could do.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Its been quite awhile since I was that level of single.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? sure...its intimacy between two people...even if its only partial intimacy
37. What's your favorite sexual position? anything really...I've tried half the kama sutra, but doggy style is still a traditional fave
38. What's your favorite sex act? Giving anal...after all...they say it is better to give than to receive...and I'm a very generous person lol!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? yes...doesn't always work...it really takes the right clique of people to be fun...otherwise its just awkward
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Who can say? I already know who posted it...but its FA...some have nerve and are open about sex...others play their cards 'close to the vest'. Its anyones guess!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Kind of a night person...for sex, but other times can also be win! ( I mean really...its sex...is there a bad time?)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side of a queen size bed...with acat that appears to think my armpit is the perfect nesting place
4. Do you masturbate? like clockwork...the swiss set their clocks to my masturbation times. Basically every day, plus a few extras when I'm unusually horny
5. How often? Lately? Yesterday...twice...withing an hour of each other...then sleepy-times
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm told that after that tequila bender on Cinco De Mayo night I became a male stripper...there were 11 dollars in my undies when I came to the next day. I'm grateful for the 11 dollars...but I no longer drink tequila
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers...most baths are too small to get comfy...also...time constraints.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath? Many times! Its an awesome way to get clean while being dirty!!
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Sure...also write it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? There have been a few aggro-bottoms I've met...but usually I'm the dominant one...passivity generally turns me on.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I don't think I could say love...I don't know a lot of folks here well enough to throw that around casually. I care for a lot of them though, and worry about them and wish them well...so its gotta be close.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Not as many as I'd like to. There are so many fun cool people I wish I had time to meet and hang with.
13. Would you choose love or money? I'd choose love...I've had both...and love was the better of the two. Not saying it wouldn't be nice to have the money again...but what the hell *shrug* it didn't make me as happy as the love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Making a partner come 'hands free'...massive ego stroke!! Assplay(rimming/spanking/toying) and feminine/submissive guys.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yeah...I kicked him so hard he went off the bed and hit the wall. No means no...I respect that...and I take poorly to people who don't.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Its a toss up between candlelit bathroom and hilltop overlooking an airport at night (in mid smex...a deer interrupted us...looked at us, snorted...and walked away!)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Gotta be the airport hilltop
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Sure...although since I was shoved under a pile of laundry and hidden for the whole while...I wasn't really caught...more like interrupted.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Sure. I had a friend MCing and some acquaintances doing teh stripping.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Not quite...I was working in one as a doorman...it just led to some sex by coincidence...since I got to meet everyone as they arrived and departed,
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Good god no! I did get thrown out for punching a guy who shoved a hand down my pants without an invite tho. It was instinctive...he was punched before I even realized it.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? YEp...and it lead to several years of attached status...so I don't feel too bad about it
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Hardly ever had any other kind!
24. What's your sexuality? Comfortably gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom? oh yes! we've discussed that already!
27. Have you ever had sex at work? is it still work if its in teh car with your bf just outside work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Had to...I worked for an inventory crew in a company that owned ten adult stores. I lost my ability to blush after the second week.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store? sure!
30. Do you own any sex toys? a cpl
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Theres only one way to find out...and it involves getting naked near me
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? maybe some R-rated...but no X
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Not even!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? Once...it wasn't too bad...and I already knew them...but they moved far away and that was all we could do.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Its been quite awhile since I was that level of single.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? sure...its intimacy between two people...even if its only partial intimacy
37. What's your favorite sexual position? anything really...I've tried half the kama sutra, but doggy style is still a traditional fave
38. What's your favorite sex act? Giving anal...after all...they say it is better to give than to receive...and I'm a very generous person lol!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? yes...doesn't always work...it really takes the right clique of people to be fun...otherwise its just awkward
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Who can say? I already know who posted it...but its FA...some have nerve and are open about sex...others play their cards 'close to the vest'. Its anyones guess!

Neiro
~neiro
Omai very nice read :3

malwulf
~malwulf
OP
So very glad you liked it

yiffy-hustler
~yiffy-hustler
very nice meme ://3

malwulf
~malwulf
OP
Why thank you It brought back some of my favorite memories just answering it. I've been meaning to make my own meme someday. Probably something where the only way to get the full score is by matching all my wilder experiences

yiffy-hustler
~yiffy-hustler
Oh my ://3 i wonder how you look

malwulf
~malwulf
OP
check my scraps the hair is actually ash blond tho...I get the occasional urge to get crazy and bleach it or color it from time to time