FA+
Shop
Malwulf's Hardcore Meme!
13 years ago
Well, I suppose since the better half posted it quite awhile back...I'll go for it. Here's the Hardcore meme...the challenge is to live up to the insane number of things I have done. My score is 36...and these are just highlights that are within reach for other people. I left out wrestling gators and other highly unrealistic achievements. Try it if you dare...and pass it on just the same Have fun!
1) Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?
2) Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
3) Have you recieved oral sex?
4) Given oral sex?
5) Recieved anal sex (bottomed)?
6) Given anal sex (topped)?
7) Had sex with a woman?
8) Had sex with a man?
9) Had a threesome?
10) Had a threesome involving more than one gender (men and women at same time)?
11) Had a foursome or more (Group sex/orgy)?
12) Been in a fight?
13) Been in more than fifty fights?
14) Been in a car crash?
15) Hospitalized someone else?
16) Drunk alcohol before it was legal for you?
17) Smoked a joint?
18) Done hard drugs (heroin, cocaine, morphine,crystal, k, etc)?
19) Stolen anything?
20) Had sex in a public place?
21) Been in 'drag'?
22) Lost consciousness from partying too hard?
23) Used psychedlic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, xtc)?
24) Had more than 50 sexual partners?
25) Had unprotected sex?
26) Caught a curable social disease (Crabs, gonorhea, chlamydia etc)?
27) Illegally raced against another car?
28) Driven while drunk or high?
29) Been tied up by or tied up a lover?
30) Used a sex toy with a partner?
31) Engaged in 'roleplay' during sex?
32) Spanked or been spanked by a lover?
33) Been paid for sex or for a sexual act?
34) Made/been in porn?
35) Engaged in three or more sexual fetishes in same night?
36) Made it through all of the above without arrest/conviction/incarceration?
If you scored:
0-4---Get out there and do something, you milquetoast!
5-10---I see you've had a few adventures, until you took that arrow in the knee!
11-20---Congratulations, you've qualified as a Wild Child!
21-30---Bikers and Roadies listen to your stories with genuine awe!
31-35---Daaaaamn! Even rock stars are surprised you are alive!!! Hardcore Status!
36---WTF?? Seriously? Did you sell your soul to the devil to get away with all that? Well done, you are a walking fucking miracle!
1) Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?
2) Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
3) Have you recieved oral sex?
4) Given oral sex?
5) Recieved anal sex (bottomed)?
6) Given anal sex (topped)?
7) Had sex with a woman?
8) Had sex with a man?
9) Had a threesome?
10) Had a threesome involving more than one gender (men and women at same time)?
11) Had a foursome or more (Group sex/orgy)?
12) Been in a fight?
13) Been in more than fifty fights?
14) Been in a car crash?
15) Hospitalized someone else?
16) Drunk alcohol before it was legal for you?
17) Smoked a joint?
18) Done hard drugs (heroin, cocaine, morphine,crystal, k, etc)?
19) Stolen anything?
20) Had sex in a public place?
21) Been in 'drag'?
22) Lost consciousness from partying too hard?
23) Used psychedlic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, xtc)?
24) Had more than 50 sexual partners?
25) Had unprotected sex?
26) Caught a curable social disease (Crabs, gonorhea, chlamydia etc)?
27) Illegally raced against another car?
28) Driven while drunk or high?
29) Been tied up by or tied up a lover?
30) Used a sex toy with a partner?
31) Engaged in 'roleplay' during sex?
32) Spanked or been spanked by a lover?
33) Been paid for sex or for a sexual act?
34) Made/been in porn?
35) Engaged in three or more sexual fetishes in same night?
36) Made it through all of the above without arrest/conviction/incarceration?
If you scored:
0-4---Get out there and do something, you milquetoast!
5-10---I see you've had a few adventures, until you took that arrow in the knee!
11-20---Congratulations, you've qualified as a Wild Child!
21-30---Bikers and Roadies listen to your stories with genuine awe!
31-35---Daaaaamn! Even rock stars are surprised you are alive!!! Hardcore Status!
36---WTF?? Seriously? Did you sell your soul to the devil to get away with all that? Well done, you are a walking fucking miracle!
bunnyrunt
~bunnyrunt
You finally posted it!! you sooo crazeh!! Its sick that your even alive after all that lawl!!
malwulf
~malwulf
OP
Hell...I was trying to be reasonable. No point in adding "Been in over 100 fights?" Srsly...not that many people have been as blockheaded as I've been...and lived thru it.
