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cause I'm on a plane and just finished writing a story...
Oh yippee!! A meme about embarrassing personal sexy treats!. Good thing I had lots of time to think of the perfect answer for each of these tantalising questions on the plane ride to Pennsylvania where I’ll be spending two happy weeks on vacation with the family!
Oh stop playing that funeral music. Being in a house with one’s Jewish parents (one, my father, who is turning 58 on the 19th! Way to go Dad!) to celebrate birthdays and the obligatory Mother and Father’s Day can’t be all bad.
Let the naggings and Jew advice begin!
And now, on with the meme! (Done of course as my Wolf alter ego Sir Hardin Thicke, who is more accustomed to questions of this persuasion)
Let’s begin:
What colour are your underwear/panties?
The panties I currently am showing as part of my Summer 2012 wardrobe are the most amazing purple that you would think I’ve strapped a bunch of grapes to my groin and began parading around outside, asking others to make a fine grape wine from my panties o’ plenty.
Also, I’m sporting My Little Pony boxers as part of the summer of Adrik fashion trend. Don’t ask where I got them. I will never tell!
Do they have a design?
Well I’m not suppose to say, but they have submitted a design for the 2013 Dodge Dart that combines functionality with performance. And an onboard waffle maker for those breakfasts on the go!
Girls, what colour is your bra?
Yes, please relay that information promptly, girls. I’ve got a hankering for waffles now…
Is there a design?
When one considers the basis of a design, they must first gather inspiration. Such inspiration can come from nature, from the stars, or even from architecture of the past. Take the Belgians for example. Not only do they make one hell of a waffle, but they also have a varying degree of design in their buildings that combine gothic and Romanesque styles to create a unique flavour found only in that region.
And also in Ireland. They copy everything.
What colour are your socks?
I wonder if anyone down in Illinois are eating waffles right now. It’s only 9 am Central time. I know there’s probably some gangster down there in Chicago, eating his waffles and looking for a bottle of marmalade.
Is there a design on them?
That reminds me. What is up with marmalade? It’s all orange and tasty, but it sounds too much like lemonade. And who on earth is putting lemonade on their waffles? It makes as much sense as putting lemonade in an aluminium can! And I tried that once…it was so bland and metallic tasting. I would never put canned lemonade on a waffle. Ever. I don’t care what special IHOP is running.
Are you a virgin?
No, I am an Alaskan. But I was born in Pennsylvania, where I’m headed for two weeks. So I guess that makes me a Pennsylvanian. But I did live in England too for a while when I was younger, so that might make me English too. I think I’m just a mutt of all sorts of different backgrounds. All I can say is thank the gods I wasn’t born in Ireland.
Happy that way?
I guess. I mean I’m glad I wasn’t born in Louisiana. It’s so hot and muggy there with all the swamps and crawfish. And they have stupid laws there too. Did you know you can’t bang a cow and be an alcoholic at the same time there? I mean what business is it of the government what kind of cow I want to get fresh with after rockin’ out a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
What is your favourite sex position?
Speaking of Pabst. That is some shitty beer. I remember like six years ago I went on this Pabst bender, drinking nothing but Pabst Blue Ribbon for an entire month. I ate a lot of cheese and ended up buying four red-bellied piranha.
Never drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. That blue ribbon win from 1893 just isn’t cutting it anymore. Quit coasting on it and make something we actually want to drink.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Here’s a fun fact about red-bellied piranha: The red-bellied piranha has a reputation for being one of the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. As their name suggests, red-bellied piranhas have a reddish tinge to the belly when fully grown.
Do you look at hentai?
This reminds me of the time I went to a friend’s birthday party and for some reason they were serving octopus tentacles. I asked who serves octopus tentacles at a birthday party and I got a spiel about how ‘The store was running a special on them and it’s good to expand your horizons’ So I ate some octopus and went swimming, but got sick and ended up throwing up in the pool. There were all these nubby tentacles floating around.
Real porn?
Look, here’s another fun fact about the red-bellied piranha! Red-bellied piranha usually spawn around April and May during the rainy season. The male will build a dug-out nest in rocks and vegetation, awaiting a female. Females can lay around 600 eggs which the male fertilizes. Males become extremely territorial during spawning, and will prevent other fish from approaching the nest. After the eggs hatch, both parents guard the broods. Red-bellied piranhas exhibit very little obvious sexual dimorphism, although females may have slightly more yellow on the belly than males.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I read the back of boxes of Lucky Charms. That way I can gain an understanding into the workings of leprechauns and their fascination with marshmallows. Just part of my global domination plot.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Do we really need this many slashes in one question? Do, you, see, me, going, nuts, with, the, commas? Asshole.
Who was your first kiss with?
I can’t recall. But I can tell you the first roll of ShockTarts I bought. April 14th, 1993. They were on a rack at the checkout counter of the Giant Eagle grocery store and it started my twenty year torrid relationship with Willy Wonka until he betrayed me by changing the name to ‘Shockers’.
Prick.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Shockers? Probably. I’m guessing the yellow and green ones are female cause they taste the most like vagina. The other ones remind me of blue raspberry Slush Puppies and Pop Tarts. Which makes them gay. Which makes me even happier.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
What an odd question. Have you read my last journal? I was laying Adrik cream all over Alaska. An Eskimo here. Four or five Portuguese there. It’s all the same to this wild sex-crazed Pony.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
All of them! Better unlock your doors, friends. Adrik’s coming and he’s bringing some salsa dip, Saran Wrap, a Rick Springfield CD and lots of Goldfish Crackers. You’re in for a night of tender lovin, be there no doubt!
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I would probably move to Berlin and start a new life as a Cobbler.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Mentioning Berlin reminded me of that great 1980’s New Wave band, Berlin. I can so go for a rousing play list of ‘No More Words’, ‘The Metro’, and a great finish of the extended dance mix of ‘Take My Breath Away’. Where’s my iPod?
If so, where?
I’m in luck! My iPod is right here in my laptop case, still in the original box and everything! So many people never keep the original packaging anymore. They just have their iPods bouncing around, the case getting all scuffed and dirty. Mine is mint, except for the headphones, which never fit right in my Jew ears. An order to Amazon fixed that problem!
Oh look, someone’s got Donna Summer on their album listing! Are you ready for some Hot Stuff?
Do you have any tattoos?
Damn. I am so backlogged on Bronyville podcasts. I see six episodes I have to listen to while on vacation. Now what was the question? Tattoo? Sure. Just as long as it’s of either a My Little Pony or a Wolf. And it must be administered on my body by the great Ric Olsen of Berlin. Or if he’s out on tour, get Russell Hitchcock of Air Supply up here from Australia and get him laying some ink on this supple body.
If so, where?
Specifically, Glennallen Alaska. Not so specifically, 7,654 miles in some direction from Perth, Australia.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Just once. It was to a Filipino girl who came into the aeroport once. I thought she was the love of my life because she brought me some canned peaches and spoke both Hungarian and Portuguese. Then she ran off with some guy who worked at the dairy and I swore I’d never give my heart or my sperm to anyone from Lisbon again.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I’ve purchased some illegal rugs. It was a low point in my life. I was on the streets, singing Juice Newton songs just to scrape together enough money to buy a nice Afghan rug to store in the rear of my old Land Rover. Then one day this gypsy comes up during a heartfelt rendition of ‘Angel of The Morning’ and tells me he can get me good rugs on the cheap. Next thing I know, I’m working the docks, smuggling area rugs and throw rugs for middle class California families. I got busted outside a Kmart hawking inferior shag and had to do a dime up in Folsom.
Low times indeed.
If so, which ones?
Please don’t make me bring up those memories again. Or tell that story again. I mean the prison rape was okay…but whoever decorated those cells? Shame, shame.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
I cheated on the girl who works the Hertz Rent A Car counter at Pittsburgh International Airport. I told her that I was looking forward to seeing her again, but when Nicole and I came out the gate, we went straight to Enterprise. Not only did we get a better rate, but we were able to rent a Kia. Suck on that, Shelly! Adrik ain’t never gonna be faithful to your bitch ass and your shitty Ford Fusion!
Ever been cheated on?
I’ve been Syd Cheatled on. That damn Dublin-born Irish writer came to my pad one day, looking for ideas and any spare punctuation marks I could spare. I felt bad for him and tossed him a couple of plays that he debuted at Abbey Theatre! Those should be my shillings!
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Come on. Really? You can’t use a slash on two words with the same meaning you moron/fucktard.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No, but I’ve had a sexual fantasy involving relative risk, which is the risk of an event (or of developing a disease) relative to exposure. Relative risk is a ratio of the probability of the event occurring in the exposed group versus a non-exposed group
Here’s an example of my sexual deviance: CI=log(RR) +/- SE x Zi
Doesn’t that just get you all wet, girls? Mmmhmm!
Have you ever masturbated?
And anger God? I’ve *NEVER* come home to an empty house, dimmed the lights, laid out the best silk sheets, put the Climax Blues Band on the record player, grabbed a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s pancake syrup from the cupboard, got everything all nice and lubed up for a rousing visit to Youporn.com and made myself feel like a dirty little Pony.
Nope. Not ever.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I’m taking one right now. On the plane. The stewardesses and pilots are very impressed. And here’s a quick fact for you regarding the Climax Blues Band: Did you know their song ‘I Love You?’ was at #13 on the pop charts this week back in 1981?
Now, back to the naked pictures of Adrik’s penis. Now up on Twitter! And for some reason, BBC News…
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I have six naked candy-coloured Ponies as a screensaver on my laptop. Luckily they are of legal age so that US Marshall giving me the wink can’t do a thing about it.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Absolutely. Nicole and Shoney have been hitting me up for weeks now to give them some of these magic beans. But I’ve got to keep myself available only to lonely overweight housewives from Iowa who’s husbands are gone all week hauling cattle from Okalahoma City to the slaughterhouses in Chicago. Those are the true lonely hearts of America deserving of my man-nectar.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I wrote a story back in 2010 about plowing a zombie. It disgusted even myself and I swore I would never go to the graveyard in hope of love ever again. And I can’t draw worth a damn, so figure that out yourself.
Now if the question had been: ‘Have you ever acted out an orgy at a community theatre involving everyone you went to school with, teachers and special guest speakers included, well…
Do you swear in front of your parents?
My parents swear at me if I don’t swear at them. It’s a very healthy relationship. Also they continually ask if I still buy $300 bottles of wine and sleep with horses.
My parents can’t figure me out.
Do they care?
About that question? Fuck no. I can hear my father now: “What? What is this? Why are they asking all these pointless questions? And what’s with all these answers? We’re talking about waffles and Berlin and jerking off and Shockers that taste like vagina. It’s madness I tell you. None of it makes any sense!”
My feelings exactly dad. And you left out banging the Portuguese and exposing yourself on a plane. Happy Birthday!
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I’m so uncomfortable…I better go change into my burlap teddy! (True Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fans will get that reference! If not, please refer to YouTube to get with the times, you dolt!
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
You know I am! By the way, there is a terrorist sitting beside me, making me type all of this. Thank God we’re over Pennsylvania now. Time to crash into a field!
Well, that's all for now! It's been a fun plane ride back to the East Coast. I'm off to spend magic and happiness throughout PA for the next two weeks. (And since this is Friday...I may already be two or three days in the can) so keep your ear to the street...Adrik may give you a special treat!
Until next time!
~Adrik
cause I'm on a plane and just finished writing a story...Oh yippee!! A meme about embarrassing personal sexy treats!. Good thing I had lots of time to think of the perfect answer for each of these tantalising questions on the plane ride to Pennsylvania where I’ll be spending two happy weeks on vacation with the family!
Oh stop playing that funeral music. Being in a house with one’s Jewish parents (one, my father, who is turning 58 on the 19th! Way to go Dad!) to celebrate birthdays and the obligatory Mother and Father’s Day can’t be all bad.
Let the naggings and Jew advice begin!
And now, on with the meme! (Done of course as my Wolf alter ego Sir Hardin Thicke, who is more accustomed to questions of this persuasion)
Let’s begin:
What colour are your underwear/panties?
The panties I currently am showing as part of my Summer 2012 wardrobe are the most amazing purple that you would think I’ve strapped a bunch of grapes to my groin and began parading around outside, asking others to make a fine grape wine from my panties o’ plenty.
Also, I’m sporting My Little Pony boxers as part of the summer of Adrik fashion trend. Don’t ask where I got them. I will never tell!
Do they have a design?
Well I’m not suppose to say, but they have submitted a design for the 2013 Dodge Dart that combines functionality with performance. And an onboard waffle maker for those breakfasts on the go!
Girls, what colour is your bra?
Yes, please relay that information promptly, girls. I’ve got a hankering for waffles now…
Is there a design?
When one considers the basis of a design, they must first gather inspiration. Such inspiration can come from nature, from the stars, or even from architecture of the past. Take the Belgians for example. Not only do they make one hell of a waffle, but they also have a varying degree of design in their buildings that combine gothic and Romanesque styles to create a unique flavour found only in that region.
And also in Ireland. They copy everything.
What colour are your socks?
I wonder if anyone down in Illinois are eating waffles right now. It’s only 9 am Central time. I know there’s probably some gangster down there in Chicago, eating his waffles and looking for a bottle of marmalade.
Is there a design on them?
That reminds me. What is up with marmalade? It’s all orange and tasty, but it sounds too much like lemonade. And who on earth is putting lemonade on their waffles? It makes as much sense as putting lemonade in an aluminium can! And I tried that once…it was so bland and metallic tasting. I would never put canned lemonade on a waffle. Ever. I don’t care what special IHOP is running.
Are you a virgin?
No, I am an Alaskan. But I was born in Pennsylvania, where I’m headed for two weeks. So I guess that makes me a Pennsylvanian. But I did live in England too for a while when I was younger, so that might make me English too. I think I’m just a mutt of all sorts of different backgrounds. All I can say is thank the gods I wasn’t born in Ireland.
Happy that way?
I guess. I mean I’m glad I wasn’t born in Louisiana. It’s so hot and muggy there with all the swamps and crawfish. And they have stupid laws there too. Did you know you can’t bang a cow and be an alcoholic at the same time there? I mean what business is it of the government what kind of cow I want to get fresh with after rockin’ out a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
What is your favourite sex position?
Speaking of Pabst. That is some shitty beer. I remember like six years ago I went on this Pabst bender, drinking nothing but Pabst Blue Ribbon for an entire month. I ate a lot of cheese and ended up buying four red-bellied piranha.
Never drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. That blue ribbon win from 1893 just isn’t cutting it anymore. Quit coasting on it and make something we actually want to drink.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Here’s a fun fact about red-bellied piranha: The red-bellied piranha has a reputation for being one of the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. As their name suggests, red-bellied piranhas have a reddish tinge to the belly when fully grown.
Do you look at hentai?
This reminds me of the time I went to a friend’s birthday party and for some reason they were serving octopus tentacles. I asked who serves octopus tentacles at a birthday party and I got a spiel about how ‘The store was running a special on them and it’s good to expand your horizons’ So I ate some octopus and went swimming, but got sick and ended up throwing up in the pool. There were all these nubby tentacles floating around.
Real porn?
Look, here’s another fun fact about the red-bellied piranha! Red-bellied piranha usually spawn around April and May during the rainy season. The male will build a dug-out nest in rocks and vegetation, awaiting a female. Females can lay around 600 eggs which the male fertilizes. Males become extremely territorial during spawning, and will prevent other fish from approaching the nest. After the eggs hatch, both parents guard the broods. Red-bellied piranhas exhibit very little obvious sexual dimorphism, although females may have slightly more yellow on the belly than males.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I read the back of boxes of Lucky Charms. That way I can gain an understanding into the workings of leprechauns and their fascination with marshmallows. Just part of my global domination plot.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Do we really need this many slashes in one question? Do, you, see, me, going, nuts, with, the, commas? Asshole.
Who was your first kiss with?
I can’t recall. But I can tell you the first roll of ShockTarts I bought. April 14th, 1993. They were on a rack at the checkout counter of the Giant Eagle grocery store and it started my twenty year torrid relationship with Willy Wonka until he betrayed me by changing the name to ‘Shockers’.
Prick.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Shockers? Probably. I’m guessing the yellow and green ones are female cause they taste the most like vagina. The other ones remind me of blue raspberry Slush Puppies and Pop Tarts. Which makes them gay. Which makes me even happier.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
What an odd question. Have you read my last journal? I was laying Adrik cream all over Alaska. An Eskimo here. Four or five Portuguese there. It’s all the same to this wild sex-crazed Pony.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
All of them! Better unlock your doors, friends. Adrik’s coming and he’s bringing some salsa dip, Saran Wrap, a Rick Springfield CD and lots of Goldfish Crackers. You’re in for a night of tender lovin, be there no doubt!
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I would probably move to Berlin and start a new life as a Cobbler.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Mentioning Berlin reminded me of that great 1980’s New Wave band, Berlin. I can so go for a rousing play list of ‘No More Words’, ‘The Metro’, and a great finish of the extended dance mix of ‘Take My Breath Away’. Where’s my iPod?
If so, where?
I’m in luck! My iPod is right here in my laptop case, still in the original box and everything! So many people never keep the original packaging anymore. They just have their iPods bouncing around, the case getting all scuffed and dirty. Mine is mint, except for the headphones, which never fit right in my Jew ears. An order to Amazon fixed that problem!
Oh look, someone’s got Donna Summer on their album listing! Are you ready for some Hot Stuff?
Do you have any tattoos?
Damn. I am so backlogged on Bronyville podcasts. I see six episodes I have to listen to while on vacation. Now what was the question? Tattoo? Sure. Just as long as it’s of either a My Little Pony or a Wolf. And it must be administered on my body by the great Ric Olsen of Berlin. Or if he’s out on tour, get Russell Hitchcock of Air Supply up here from Australia and get him laying some ink on this supple body.
If so, where?
Specifically, Glennallen Alaska. Not so specifically, 7,654 miles in some direction from Perth, Australia.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Just once. It was to a Filipino girl who came into the aeroport once. I thought she was the love of my life because she brought me some canned peaches and spoke both Hungarian and Portuguese. Then she ran off with some guy who worked at the dairy and I swore I’d never give my heart or my sperm to anyone from Lisbon again.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I’ve purchased some illegal rugs. It was a low point in my life. I was on the streets, singing Juice Newton songs just to scrape together enough money to buy a nice Afghan rug to store in the rear of my old Land Rover. Then one day this gypsy comes up during a heartfelt rendition of ‘Angel of The Morning’ and tells me he can get me good rugs on the cheap. Next thing I know, I’m working the docks, smuggling area rugs and throw rugs for middle class California families. I got busted outside a Kmart hawking inferior shag and had to do a dime up in Folsom.
Low times indeed.
If so, which ones?
Please don’t make me bring up those memories again. Or tell that story again. I mean the prison rape was okay…but whoever decorated those cells? Shame, shame.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
I cheated on the girl who works the Hertz Rent A Car counter at Pittsburgh International Airport. I told her that I was looking forward to seeing her again, but when Nicole and I came out the gate, we went straight to Enterprise. Not only did we get a better rate, but we were able to rent a Kia. Suck on that, Shelly! Adrik ain’t never gonna be faithful to your bitch ass and your shitty Ford Fusion!
Ever been cheated on?
I’ve been Syd Cheatled on. That damn Dublin-born Irish writer came to my pad one day, looking for ideas and any spare punctuation marks I could spare. I felt bad for him and tossed him a couple of plays that he debuted at Abbey Theatre! Those should be my shillings!
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Come on. Really? You can’t use a slash on two words with the same meaning you moron/fucktard.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No, but I’ve had a sexual fantasy involving relative risk, which is the risk of an event (or of developing a disease) relative to exposure. Relative risk is a ratio of the probability of the event occurring in the exposed group versus a non-exposed group
Here’s an example of my sexual deviance: CI=log(RR) +/- SE x Zi
Doesn’t that just get you all wet, girls? Mmmhmm!
Have you ever masturbated?
And anger God? I’ve *NEVER* come home to an empty house, dimmed the lights, laid out the best silk sheets, put the Climax Blues Band on the record player, grabbed a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s pancake syrup from the cupboard, got everything all nice and lubed up for a rousing visit to Youporn.com and made myself feel like a dirty little Pony.
Nope. Not ever.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I’m taking one right now. On the plane. The stewardesses and pilots are very impressed. And here’s a quick fact for you regarding the Climax Blues Band: Did you know their song ‘I Love You?’ was at #13 on the pop charts this week back in 1981?
Now, back to the naked pictures of Adrik’s penis. Now up on Twitter! And for some reason, BBC News…
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I have six naked candy-coloured Ponies as a screensaver on my laptop. Luckily they are of legal age so that US Marshall giving me the wink can’t do a thing about it.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Absolutely. Nicole and Shoney have been hitting me up for weeks now to give them some of these magic beans. But I’ve got to keep myself available only to lonely overweight housewives from Iowa who’s husbands are gone all week hauling cattle from Okalahoma City to the slaughterhouses in Chicago. Those are the true lonely hearts of America deserving of my man-nectar.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I wrote a story back in 2010 about plowing a zombie. It disgusted even myself and I swore I would never go to the graveyard in hope of love ever again. And I can’t draw worth a damn, so figure that out yourself.
Now if the question had been: ‘Have you ever acted out an orgy at a community theatre involving everyone you went to school with, teachers and special guest speakers included, well…
Do you swear in front of your parents?
My parents swear at me if I don’t swear at them. It’s a very healthy relationship. Also they continually ask if I still buy $300 bottles of wine and sleep with horses.
My parents can’t figure me out.
Do they care?
About that question? Fuck no. I can hear my father now: “What? What is this? Why are they asking all these pointless questions? And what’s with all these answers? We’re talking about waffles and Berlin and jerking off and Shockers that taste like vagina. It’s madness I tell you. None of it makes any sense!”
My feelings exactly dad. And you left out banging the Portuguese and exposing yourself on a plane. Happy Birthday!
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I’m so uncomfortable…I better go change into my burlap teddy! (True Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fans will get that reference! If not, please refer to YouTube to get with the times, you dolt!
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
You know I am! By the way, there is a terrorist sitting beside me, making me type all of this. Thank God we’re over Pennsylvania now. Time to crash into a field!
Well, that's all for now! It's been a fun plane ride back to the East Coast. I'm off to spend magic and happiness throughout PA for the next two weeks. (And since this is Friday...I may already be two or three days in the can) so keep your ear to the street...Adrik may give you a special treat!
Until next time!
~Adrik
I didn't realise I was dealing with the Chancellor of Marmalade, heir to the throne of all of Marmalacia.
I will correct that mistake as soon as I never do it.
XD
~Adrik
And it works *well.* :- )
Can't quite pin down who to compare you to. Plenty of famous humorists out there,
knock you off chair laughing every time. Choose? Nah, let someone else try.
All I know is, somewhere, some time, a mad orgy occurred, and/or a truly bizarre genetics
experiment, and out of it came the mutated love-child of Andy Rooney, Art Buchwald,
PJ O'Rourke, Spike Milligan, and G. K. Chesterton. Mr. Ed must have been involved
too; the hooves, the hooves. 'Fess up: you stole the yarmulka from the moil. Am I
getting close? :- )
(Where the wolf tail came from, dunno. But this is fur fandom. You throw an orgy,
all bets are off about who ends up knotted in between your legs. Oooo, but I've said
too much... )
Good stuff. Just what a frazzled kittie needs to face a work-heavy week ahead. Saved
(but almost giggling too hard to find Ctrl-S. Okay, got it...)
FB.
PS: Haven't forgotten about the burning coyote story. Swamped w. work.
Shall return to it soon.
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I try my best to give my audience what they want. Lots and lots of sexy Adrik doing lots and lots of sexy things.
And eating waffles.
Good to hear from you again! It's been a while! When will we be getting treated to more of your writings? Hopefully soon!
I'll keep an eye open.
~Adrik
:P