First off, I'm sure this will offend someone, so if it does, I apologize in advance. So, I heard on the news this morning that they're going to be opening a Starbucks in a funeral home, somewhere in South Carolina. You read that right. Frankly, I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I mean, the whole thing is hilarious. Can you imagine what wakes are going to be like now?

Mourner: Man, grandma sure looks peaceful...*siiiiiip*

Cashier: Ok, so that's one large mocha frappuccino, one medium coffee, and one lemon bar. Your total is $14.95, I'm sorry for your loss. Come back soon!

Cashier: Welcome to Starbucks! Would you be interested in our "Eternal Rest Special?" Our brownies are to die for!

Yyyyup. I'm going to hell.