So this week, at writer's group, we had a particularly entertaining writing prompt. The prompt was: "You've just become a super villain and decided to take out an ad on Craigslist for minions. Write the ad." There were many good responses. Unfortunately, I don't remember most of them. Here's what I wrote, however:

Wanted: intelligent competent breathing minions for semi-covert work. Must be willing to travel. Must be willing to time-travel. Laboratory experience a plus, laboratory subject experience highly sought. Uniform provided, also replacement uniforms. You'll need them. Competitive pay. That is, you'll be competing for your pay. Benefits include health, dental, undeath, and abduction-by-time-traveling-ferrets insurance. Opportunities available for immediate start.

I should be rolling in the minions in no time...