...that's if I leave my house right now, which I am shit scared of doing, thanks to those motherfucking coyote packs in my neighborhood. It's 11:30 and pitch-black outside, aside from piss-poor streetlights, and the coyotes decided: "Hey now's a good time to all start howling for no reason so we'll all sound like banshee-wolfman-ghosts! That'll entertain the neighborhood!" FUCK YOU COYOTES!! I'm so scared that if I go outside (without a spotlight and an axe on standby) I'll get butt-raped "Amnesia: Dark Descent" style by some coyote/banshee werewolf! God sometimes I hate living next to the fucking woods.

(Ironically, as I was typing this, I looked out my window and saw 8 of those coyote fuckers running down the hill past the front of my FREAKING HOUSE and straight into my neighbors BACKYARD!!! Now, my parents want me to take the dog out for a walk..... I'M SO GOING TO GET FUCKING MAULED RIGHT NOW!!! ;__;)