i hope you enjoy the meager amount of cash and that pizza that your idiot accomplice wrecked when he picked up the hotbag wrong... i hope you don't realize you didn't scare me, and i hope you don't realize how pathetic you are... btw, i also hope that valid phone number you answered when we called to verify your order... i really hope thats a prepaid without your real identity linked to it...

oh wait, no, i hope that you sit your bitch ass in jail for a while you waste of flesh... also, turning your back to someone you just robbed is really goddamn stupid, especially since you didn't verify that I gave you "everything i have" and just took my word for it... for all you know, i could have had a concealed firearm on my person and dropped you and both your friends as you walked away... i didn't because i can't afford a concealed carry and a firearm at the moment (and because gunning down armed assailants would cost me my job i can guarantee it...)...

so yeah, you didn't scare me, your carefully laid plans were shot to shit when you only got what policy told me to carry, and your idiot friend half-dropped the bag, wrecking the pizza... i didn't skip a beat when i got back, and in fact the worst thing you did was cost me an hour of time working when we were getting slammed with orders... so for that, go fuck yourself... im not losing a wink of sleep tonight, douchewad...

TL;DR... I got robbed tonight at work, I followed policy almost to the letter in the moments leading up to delivering, and during the confrontation... I am completely unharmed both physically and mentally... I didn't go back and go home, I went back after finishing with the cops and finished out the night...