somewhere in there is a remark about 'thats hot' or something..i just know it..

I'd love to get a visual on that

Rofl, sounds like a typical thanksgiving at my house :'D

One of the best ones I've heard is when a previous Google search came up:
"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad."
(Which apparently is the actual title of a book I haven't read... Curious!)

Would be even more amusing if the tone of voice were irritated and frantic. X3

Actually that sounds very much like an old Elbonian proverb: "Eydon karifyo naikahd muttur keisbar nean." Roughly translated, it means "When you cook bacon without clothes the rooster is also hot." I've never really understood what it means, it must lose something in translation.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Freaking Dilbert, it shouldn't be as hilarious as it is. XD

Well, the rooster could be hinting at something else, other than poultry? If your wife is cooking you food (regardless of bacon or not) nude, then it's possible something else will be "hot" too.

I was thinking about the oil spitting at you and your "rooster".

It certainly ranks right up there with "Quick! Hand me that grand piano!"

lol now that is an interesting visual!

"hold up a sec, let me jack this angel off my rod and i will be right with you."

I love being a Glass Blower.

You will have a note in your inbox later, you know what it will be about >.>

:D <3

I can see 1 situation in which this could be said.
Regardless, happy thanksgiving! :3

Possible retorts may include:
- Anything regarding stuffing.
- I'm sure you could work a "gobble gobble" in there somewhere.
- Perhaps something about cranberry sau- OK, no, gross. XC

Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.

dunno if it counts but while preparing the turkey the neck was sticking out of the cavity and my husband said this:

Ew they didnt take the turkey dick out, oh god that thing is big, I dont want turkey dick on my food, give it to the dogs or something.

My face

XD Lol

this face indeed. LOL!

just wow

It could have been worse.

Such as "I don't care if your burning, my turkey is naked!"

...o.o


Happy gobble day! :D

XD LOL!

No, but it does sound like one of those things that would show up on one of those McSweeney's lists.

i can only imagine how that conversation went since this is clearly just a piece. Anywho, love it.

I bet you that that phrase has been uttered many a time in the USA, given that thanksgiving is a reeeeeeeally old holiday :P

Naked Thanksgiving? Naked Thanksgiving.

BEWBS ( @ )( @ )

Have a happy, Boobie Joon!

LOL dear. I hope you still had some edible food!

You said naked. *giggles like a school boy*

One of the nice things about language is that virtually every combination is independent of whether or not it has ever been used before, and a surprisingly large number of the sentences we use each day are completely new in their composition and configuration.

Like that one.

Well said. :D