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(I give up, I dunno where the code broke for this)

Yo Mayan Apocalypse I'm really happy for you and imma' let you finish, BUT THE RAPTURE WAS THE BEST APOCALYPSE OF ALL TIME!

But don't worry! I'm sure after a few shenanigans involving a Deku Scrub mask and playing hide and seek with pesky kids while the world is about to end will fix everything right up! A particularly happy mask salesman told me so, and who doesn't trust someone with a dubiously obtained mask of Mario's face strapped to his bag?

Here, let me leave you with this little reminder to look at. Maybe have a staring contest or put some sort of timer in front of it that keeps running out sooner just to irritate it.

I feel this is also a good time to shamelessly plug my own recent poem submission regarding a particularly well known and creepy end of the world. Here's just a small part of it:

Three days have almost passed by
The final day is nearly done
Clock Town stands deserted now
and dread Majora has nearly won

As I stand beneath the falling moon
I know that this time, I will not run
For I have journeyed across the land
Four giants released, now united as one

And don't worry I have you covered for the perfect music for after the end of the world too! A deliciously desolate and miserable tune from Chrono Trigger!