Today of course is Christmas. But sadly, I am pagan. *wink.*

'Twas the night before Christmas, and there was no food in

my house. My cigarettes were gone and ill blame that on my spouse.

So I picked up my keys and dashed out the door.

Hungry, Desperate I had to have more.

I started my truck and put it in gear.

putting pedal to metal for there was a Wal-Mart near.

With my windshield frosted over i made it there.

"oh no, They're closed!" I said with despair.

Cursing a carpenter and driving like mad.

I knew there was someplace with smokes and food to be had.

Stopping at Mc Donald's and Whataburger alike.

I pulled up to their windows crying, for there was no light.

Putting the hammer down once more i cursed and spat.

" Fuck you Santa, where the hell are my food smokes at!"

Driving once more, cold and pissed.

I thought about going home and slitting my wrists.

From suddenly around the corner I saw a wonderful sight.

'Twas a Seven Eleven, with its sign burning bright.

I yelled and hollered at the top of my lungs,

So happy with joy I could no longer hold my tongue.

I walked in smiling and throwing the doors wide.

" Merry Christmas!" I said, for I was actually so happy,I cried.

I got my food and smokes, stuffing my arms with all I dared.

I looked up and I could tell the cashier was scared.

I grind and smiled spreading my crazy good cheer.

Because if I didn't I would have went and told him how much I hate this time of year.

Arms full of food and cigarettes, I payed the man.

As I walked out i couldn't help but wonder if they had this crappy holiday in Japan...

I got home, booty in paws.

I sat down and wrought a " Fuck You!" letter to Santa Claws.

-Remo Blockade-



Afterword:

I know i posted this last year, but its something I felt should be the start of a new tradition for me. I, and a couple of other people really enjoyed it last year. So , I figured " Why not?".
I would like to wish my fellow Fallout Furs a Merry Christmas and a happy new year if i don't see you today or at new years. I would also like to wish a Special Merry X-Mas to the extended Fallout furs family this holiday season. I know there a couple of you out there having a hard time and I Hope things get better for you.
To all the rest of you. Merry Christmas From yours truly. Thank you for being you and hopefully ill see you soon.