Politely Borrowed in stealth from  Ellen-Natalie


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes.
Been arrested? - Yes... which time.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes (long story. ask me about it sometime lol)
Slept in until 5 PM? - Psh. Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - YES
Ran a red light? - Yes
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes. It was the summer of 1732...wait... wrong movie... (But still yes)
Totaled your car in an accident? - No... someone else's car on the other hand...
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - Yes
Sang karaoke? - Yes Apparently it is a tradition to go to at least one in the Midwest... who'da thought.
Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes, and something tells me I should have pulled the trigger.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes... long story. You will have to ask.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes. (Lesson learned. Don't piss people off unless I am on stage.)
Seen someone die? - Yes (Don't want to get into that one.)
Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - Yes
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes... (not proud of that one.)
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No (Pushed, no. Fell in during a Con.... well... >.> )
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - Yes (At an alternative gourmet venue... grasshopper isn't bad covered in nuts, chocolate, and if no one tells you what it is.)
Sleepwalked? - Yes.
Walked a moonlit beach? - Never been on the beach.
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes
Dumped someone? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes... in all fairness... so did they.
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No... I creatively reconstructed the truth.
Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes
Shaved your head? - Yes... It keeps the salt and pepper away.
Blacked out from drinking? - No... But I did drink myself sober once... that was frightening.
Played a prank on someone? - Yes (And it was glorious)
Hit a home run? - Yes.... wait... does Wii baseball count?
Felt like killing someone? - Yes (I worked in retail.)
Cross-dressed? - Yes (I was 6 years old and I had 5 sisters... you can't escape that fate.)
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes (Then again. It was a bad fight and I think we were both trying to get at each other that night)
Eaten snake? - Yes (Again.. you would be amazed what you eat if no one tells you.)
Marched/Protested? - Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes
Been in a band? - Yes
Knitted? - Yes (You have to take up a hobby for anger management.... see how well that worked out....)
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - Yes (It's a family activity.)
Skinny-dipped? - Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes (I swear I didn't know a testicle could actually pop.)
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes (You think I was born this pretty? //kidding// But still yes)
Streaked? - Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes (For the singers out there I have one thing to say... Handel's Messiah.)
Peed on a bush? - Yes (The world is our bathroom... it's a shame the police don't agree with that thought.)
Donated Blood? - Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - Yes
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes... again. Wasn't told.
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes... I miss cheese cake.... (allergic to vanilla)
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes... (apparently I scared it to death. /a hamster in a cage in my car when it wrecked/)
Peed your pants in public? - No
Written graffiti? - Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes (all the time)
Been in handcuffs? - Yes
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - Yes, for some reason, I relax more there than when on the road for comedy.
Own a fursuit? - No (not anymore... ask if you want to know.)
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - Yes (Gum. I was a kid. parents paid for it. Then I did)
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - Yes
Had sex in public? - Yes (long story.)
Skipped a night? - ummm.... (someone educate me on that one.)
Lied? - Yes... Just not for a long time. It's why I am so... "loveable" now. Wanna know. Don't ask. It's may piss you off.
Created a Meme? - No
Been to another continent? - Yes.
Been in a country without knowing the language? - Yes
Have seen a parent naked? - It cannot be unseen....