1. Are you single or taken?
Single

2. Chocolate or flowers?
I only get one?

3. Will you do anything special for Valentine’s Day?
Orders for my business.

4. Do you like anyone?
I like a lot of people some go beyond that others just maintain an annoying, but can't kill status.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
No

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
My bed.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
If I had someone I would.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No. psychotic stockers too many.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Do emails count?

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Why yes I currently have him held hostage in my living room.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
No

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Waste of time.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Gross.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Fat.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Pass the booze and ice cream please.

16. How is your love life?
*pokes with stick* dead.

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Depends on the roses? Am I being payed to photograph them?

19. Will you have a girlfriend this Valentines day?
No. I would just like someone to cuddle with.

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not overly.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
I have no clue.

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Not expecting any. Be nice if a certain something I ordered came in.

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
I don't know at the moment.

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
One for my mom

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Yes

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
I can remember some time in elementary school.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
No

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No I don't think so

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
None

31. What was the worst?
See up.

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No