Con Time Means Journal Time (Anthrocon Meme)
12 years ago
General
Where are you staying?
Narnia
What day are you getting there?
Thursday Morning
Who will you be rooming with?
A bunch of bozos.
Nambroth
Eldarath
Byzil
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone.
What is the best way to find you?
It is probably not going to be easy with the attendance this year. I'll likely be in the Zoo a fair amount of the time.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Probably not, I'm never there for the panels! I might attend the foxamoore concert I hear is happening.
What do you look like?
I'm a big ass blue dragon.
Will you be suiting?
NOOOOOOOOOPE.
Do you do free art?
Who doesn't! I just get self conscious because I am unable to return the favor.
Do you do trades?
mmmmmmmmmaybe... Still leery about the prospect.
Do you do badges/commissions?
No, I still do not do commissions. That's gonna take a lot of convincing :)
What is your gender?
Manbeast
How tall are you?
5'7"
Are you in a relationship?
For about 10 years now! AMG GETTING OLD.
Can I talk to you?
Of course! The bitey end might yap back at you though. Such a terrible, terrible thing!
Can I touch you?
That depends on who you are, what you are touching, and a D6 saving throw against losing all your fingers.
I will put this in a matrix that makes things easier to understand:
Roll : Result
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1: Lose your fingers.
2: Lose your fingers.
3: Lose your fingers.
4: Lose your left arm.
5: Decapitation
6: You are forgiven and I will hug you.
Can I visit your room?
Sorry guys, but the arrangement this year is that our room is private. I'd be more than happy to hang out wherever though!
Can I buy you drinks?
ONLY if I know you! No hard liquor extravaganza this time, ok? My roomates will Punish Me.
Can I give you stuff?
This is never neccesary. Sometimes I will refuse. Sometimes I will not! It depends.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs are great! I'm comfortable with them so dont worry about approaching me with one of those!
Snuggles....only for close friends I guess? I've never been 100% comfortable with them but I know it is an important thing for some people.
Snuggles and I have never even met you? Better roll a six, motherfucker!
Are you nice?
I hope so! I seem to get along with a fair breadth of people.
How long are you staying?
I leave Monday!
Do you have an artist table?
No, and I likely never will.
Watch as I eat my words in a few years. Some of you are going to be keeping track of this.
Will you be going to parties?
Sure, parties are fun!
Will you be performing?
Nope!
Do you have prints/CDs?
Nope!
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Some day I would like to do this. Probably general, but hey, there aren't enough dragons in the adult section of these things.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I am from earth. It is okay to engage me with words or body language.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I have one. Byzil will probably have like five million sketchbooks to look at.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, but I would never expect someone to do so!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I'm mostly open, EXCEPT when an event is pre-planned. If I mention I have plans, assume they are private please!
Can I take your picture?
Enough of my soul has been stolen by Byzil's camera, but if you must. Just..make sure I know you? I guess?
That being said, prepare for your picture to be taken if Byzil is around.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To have a good time, of course!
Narnia
What day are you getting there?
Thursday Morning
Who will you be rooming with?
A bunch of bozos.
Nambroth
Eldarath
ByzilWho will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone.
What is the best way to find you?
It is probably not going to be easy with the attendance this year. I'll likely be in the Zoo a fair amount of the time.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Probably not, I'm never there for the panels! I might attend the foxamoore concert I hear is happening.
What do you look like?
I'm a big ass blue dragon.
Will you be suiting?
NOOOOOOOOOPE.
Do you do free art?
Who doesn't! I just get self conscious because I am unable to return the favor.
Do you do trades?
mmmmmmmmmaybe... Still leery about the prospect.
Do you do badges/commissions?
No, I still do not do commissions. That's gonna take a lot of convincing :)
What is your gender?
Manbeast
How tall are you?
5'7"
Are you in a relationship?
For about 10 years now! AMG GETTING OLD.
Can I talk to you?
Of course! The bitey end might yap back at you though. Such a terrible, terrible thing!
Can I touch you?
That depends on who you are, what you are touching, and a D6 saving throw against losing all your fingers.
I will put this in a matrix that makes things easier to understand:
Roll : Result
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1: Lose your fingers.
2: Lose your fingers.
3: Lose your fingers.
4: Lose your left arm.
5: Decapitation
6: You are forgiven and I will hug you.
Can I visit your room?
Sorry guys, but the arrangement this year is that our room is private. I'd be more than happy to hang out wherever though!
Can I buy you drinks?
ONLY if I know you! No hard liquor extravaganza this time, ok? My roomates will Punish Me.
Can I give you stuff?
This is never neccesary. Sometimes I will refuse. Sometimes I will not! It depends.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs are great! I'm comfortable with them so dont worry about approaching me with one of those!
Snuggles....only for close friends I guess? I've never been 100% comfortable with them but I know it is an important thing for some people.
Snuggles and I have never even met you? Better roll a six, motherfucker!
Are you nice?
I hope so! I seem to get along with a fair breadth of people.
How long are you staying?
I leave Monday!
Do you have an artist table?
No, and I likely never will.
Watch as I eat my words in a few years. Some of you are going to be keeping track of this.
Will you be going to parties?
Sure, parties are fun!
Will you be performing?
Nope!
Do you have prints/CDs?
Nope!
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Some day I would like to do this. Probably general, but hey, there aren't enough dragons in the adult section of these things.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I am from earth. It is okay to engage me with words or body language.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I have one. Byzil will probably have like five million sketchbooks to look at.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, but I would never expect someone to do so!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I'm mostly open, EXCEPT when an event is pre-planned. If I mention I have plans, assume they are private please!
Can I take your picture?
Enough of my soul has been stolen by Byzil's camera, but if you must. Just..make sure I know you? I guess?
That being said, prepare for your picture to be taken if Byzil is around.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To have a good time, of course!
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Do you do badges/commissions?
No, I still do not do commissions. That's gonna take a lot of convincing :)
=OOO
I know a few people who know better now!
Everyone."
Not me! I am no longer cool enough D: