*Where are you staying?
The main hotel.

*Sharing a room with:
 wolftale

*What is your gender?
Heterogametic.

*Relationship Status:
Going steady with aforementioned roomie.

*How old are you?
Legal documents would have it that I am 28.

*How tall are you?
1,84m

*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English, German and some Swedish.

*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Around the hotel and/or surrounding area, I suppose.

*Who will you be with?
I'll most likely be seen alongside my Norwegian pack;  wolftale,  skarpen and  commoncroc,  badgerkal and honorary Norwegian  furblefawks,  tellos and his constituated con-wife  templa, plus one should not rule out a few Swedes from the mix; e.g.  wolfer and  wuffen

*What suit(s) will you have?
My trusty old Joon-suit. I wonder how many times I'll hear hurtful comments on my "bicycle handles" this year. =<

*Can I dance with you?
I suffer from Norwegian Inherited Stiffness SyndromE.

*Can I touch you?
I am a man of science (kind of), so I understand the value of only believing in that which can be percieved with a minimum of two of the five mundane senses.

*Can I talk to you?
I would only see this as problematic if you were mute.

*Can I hug you?
Would you download a car?

*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Only if you phrase it "May I -", rather than the uncouth "Can I -" this meme is infested with.

*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, you may. It is rude to turn down a drink.

*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I alc drinkamahol.

*Can I give you lots of money?
I'm sure that'd have more strings attached than a marionette!

*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, you may. Possibly.

*Can we hang out?
Likely yes. I'm a bit of an introvert, so I require some warming up to new faces.

*Are you nice?
I'll let YOU be the judge of that.

*Other cons you may go to?
After EF, I think con season is over for this year.

*Attending any events?
If it catches my interest, sure.

*How can I find you at the con?
Tattoos on arms and legs are probably my most distinguishing features.

*Can we go out for a dinner?
As long as we stick to my rule of 6. Going in droves of 10-20 people, as a party, only result in restaurant staff messing up orders and people either not getting what they ordered or anything at all. Besides, there's only room for the loudest people in conversation in groups of 10+.

*Are you buying art?
I might.

*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
My personality phenotype is that of an introvert - requiring me to relate to many unknown faces at the same time is not my idea of a good time. I function optimally one on one... or something.

*What is the best way to contact you?
joon_storm on twitter, I guess.

*May I kidnap you to my room?
I'd like to see you try. *cracks knuckles*

*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Likely because I never made any lasting memories around your name.

*Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Only if I regard you as a trusted individual.

*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Yes, but I will not guarantee my answer will be what you expect.