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'Sharknado' Party This Weekend At This Wolf's House!!!
12 years ago
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Glad You Could Stop By! Please, Come on in and Soak Up The Greatness!
That's right my Golden Flakes Of Joy and Happiness...It is official. My DVR has been set to record the greatest piece of cinema to grace my satellite television so far in 2013.
And since I will be working most of the week non-stop (Gotta make up for that month vacation) I must reserve my viewing pleasure trove to this Saturday, where I can rest peacefully in front of my LG HDTV and press the 'LIST' button on my DVR and settle back to watch the glory that is certainly the film noir of SyFy Original Pictures.
And yes I know film noir is generally used to describe classic crime dramas from the 30's, 40's and 50's...but this is SHARKNADO we are talking about!
It's got Sharks! And Tornados! And Chain Saws! And that annoying Tara Reid who will be relevant again for as long as Sharknado is passed around the Twitter links like so much bratwurst at a German Heritage Festival in Germantown, Pennsylvania!
So, why am I taking a few minutes out of my busy flight day to post a lone journal about Sharknado?
Because I've decided to open up the doors to Castle De Wolfe and invite anyone who may be in the Glennallen area to bring a bowl of lobster pudding or some jelly bean and pickle sandwiches and stop in for a good old fashioned Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style riffing of this celluloid gem.
But you have to make your reservations now! I've already got 16 people on the guest list and the thought of that many people milling about my house and being close to me is sending my neurosis into overdrive!
But hey, I'll just down a bottle of wine, get a quick nipple massage from my personal pleasure coach and be in tip top shape for Sharknado's grand viewing and all the excitement and laughs that are sure to come with it!
And I'll also be bouncing on and off here with updates as time permits, seeing how life is completely upside down for me because SOMEONE had to go out and have CHILDREN! SHEESH!
All right, until next time...
Keep those sharks close and your chainsaws closer!
~Adrik
And since I will be working most of the week non-stop (Gotta make up for that month vacation) I must reserve my viewing pleasure trove to this Saturday, where I can rest peacefully in front of my LG HDTV and press the 'LIST' button on my DVR and settle back to watch the glory that is certainly the film noir of SyFy Original Pictures.
And yes I know film noir is generally used to describe classic crime dramas from the 30's, 40's and 50's...but this is SHARKNADO we are talking about!
It's got Sharks! And Tornados! And Chain Saws! And that annoying Tara Reid who will be relevant again for as long as Sharknado is passed around the Twitter links like so much bratwurst at a German Heritage Festival in Germantown, Pennsylvania!
So, why am I taking a few minutes out of my busy flight day to post a lone journal about Sharknado?
Because I've decided to open up the doors to Castle De Wolfe and invite anyone who may be in the Glennallen area to bring a bowl of lobster pudding or some jelly bean and pickle sandwiches and stop in for a good old fashioned Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style riffing of this celluloid gem.
But you have to make your reservations now! I've already got 16 people on the guest list and the thought of that many people milling about my house and being close to me is sending my neurosis into overdrive!
But hey, I'll just down a bottle of wine, get a quick nipple massage from my personal pleasure coach and be in tip top shape for Sharknado's grand viewing and all the excitement and laughs that are sure to come with it!
And I'll also be bouncing on and off here with updates as time permits, seeing how life is completely upside down for me because SOMEONE had to go out and have CHILDREN! SHEESH!
All right, until next time...
Keep those sharks close and your chainsaws closer!
~Adrik
We can't keep missing out on these cheesy movies like this! I need a good riffer here to pick up the juicy parts that I miss!
Well perhaps you can watch Sharknado this weekend as well and be here with us in spirit.
~Adrik
V.
And we were looking forward to your unique view to help us trudge through this movie!
Well, anytime you want some Alaskan cheese...you'll have a waiting plane seat to bring you up north where happiness and bad movie riffing are never ending!
~Adrik
V.
Sharknado...
Dear God man, I thought you had some taste!
xD