W-....whu-whu-uh......
Nk-mm........Wha....? Wait....Oh wait. Oh I---um, no?
Wh.....wa.....what-tha.....
What the........?....WHAT da FU_!!!???
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The hell did I just watch?
Why was this plot all over the place?
Why wasn't the background story done in a straight line?
Why does everyone think that Pa Kent HAS to DIE in Clark Kent's past order to make Clark Kent more relatable/human? I thought they already accomplished that with his childhood.
Why did Krypton look like the wet dream of James Cameron without blue alien cat people?
What the F-- What is up with the Kryptonian costumes looking like they were designed by Nike, or a sports-ball manufacturer?
Why was it that the size of the S-shield on superman's chest was the perfect size, but the actual 'S' looked like it was shat out by some failed calligraphy student?
Why wasn't there an 'S' on his cape....AGAIN, when they promised us that they wouldn't do that anymore? Forgetting the 'S' on the cape, I mean?
Why does he need pronounced cuffs on the ends of his sleeves?...Who thought that looked good?

I'm not going to ask why they decided to put the "belt-buckle" so low on the costume. We all know why. It's for the same reason why nobody had the balls to bring back the briefs with the belt loops and a more realistic belt.
(Pssst...it's 'cause they're trying to make Superman idiot-proof-sexy. "Supes" don't need that kind of help, but "Bats" does.)

Why did Metropolis have to get so busted up the way that it did when that's not even physically possible considering the physics involved?
Why did Superman have to kill Zod instead of beatin' his ass silly and sending him to the vacuum of the Phantom Zone?
Why did Zack Snyder try to Hollywood-fruity-up Superman the same way he tried to with Watchmen?

Why?....
Just...just why?