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7 years ago
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Some stupid fuckin' kids in my neighborhood tried to break into my house today. They chucked a cinder block through my sliding glass door on the back porch. I screamed in a rage and that scared them off...but I'm pressing charges. These kids are either going to some time in a cell, or they are paying for what they broke.
They were black, they were wearing hoodies, they were wearing "in vogue" kicks, and these dumb-asses both looked like they had never known honest work a day in their short, spoiled-ass lives.
To be extra stupid they didn't even bother to wear masks.
Before noon, shit, before 11:30AM, broad daylight, while somebody was obviously home...they decided to try to break into this house.
I have been unemployed for nearly a full decade now and these fuckers come to my family's house and try to steal my shit? Or try to trash my place at the very least? They think I can just replace whatever they decide to swipe that ain't nailed down like this is Katrina comin' ?
Uh, Fuck you, NO.
You ain't gettin' in this house and stealing the shit out my dog's ass unless you expect to lose one of your extremities.
I might be poor white trash according to everybody today, but you ain't coming and snatchin' mah shit.
I had to call the cops, make a verbal and written statement.
I HATE having to do hand-writing...especially in print. My hand cramps up too easily and my print looks like it comes out of a ten-year-old.
I hope they catch one of the stupid failed abortions and I pick them out of a line-up. I saw their faces. I got their dice in a vice.
This ain't some boys bein' boys bullshit. I've already been robbed before, back in the day. Ain't no stupid wash-outs stealing from my house ever again.
The stupid little knuckle-draggers in this neighborhood need to learn that can't do the shit that their Dads, uncles, older cousins, older brothers or what-have-you got away with back then. They do that shit now and they're getting wrecked good and HARD!!
They were black, they were wearing hoodies, they were wearing "in vogue" kicks, and these dumb-asses both looked like they had never known honest work a day in their short, spoiled-ass lives.
To be extra stupid they didn't even bother to wear masks.
Before noon, shit, before 11:30AM, broad daylight, while somebody was obviously home...they decided to try to break into this house.
I have been unemployed for nearly a full decade now and these fuckers come to my family's house and try to steal my shit? Or try to trash my place at the very least? They think I can just replace whatever they decide to swipe that ain't nailed down like this is Katrina comin' ?
Uh, Fuck you, NO.
You ain't gettin' in this house and stealing the shit out my dog's ass unless you expect to lose one of your extremities.
I might be poor white trash according to everybody today, but you ain't coming and snatchin' mah shit.
I had to call the cops, make a verbal and written statement.
I HATE having to do hand-writing...especially in print. My hand cramps up too easily and my print looks like it comes out of a ten-year-old.
I hope they catch one of the stupid failed abortions and I pick them out of a line-up. I saw their faces. I got their dice in a vice.
This ain't some boys bein' boys bullshit. I've already been robbed before, back in the day. Ain't no stupid wash-outs stealing from my house ever again.
The stupid little knuckle-draggers in this neighborhood need to learn that can't do the shit that their Dads, uncles, older cousins, older brothers or what-have-you got away with back then. They do that shit now and they're getting wrecked good and HARD!!
