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19 years ago
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(Befor you read my journal keep in mind.... this is sapose to be fun, not homework, spellcheck and grammer be damned! At least i try a little...)
Yes it has been awial but i am back it seems.... And i am here about..... ca-CANDY!CAN-candyCAndy!!! Candy.... I went out of corse Trick-or-Treating and found myself very alone with my two friends.... it seemed no one was in the mood... if we hadn't of cought some one about to head in who gave us three fist fulls each it would of been a bust, its a good thing it was mixxed...... now lets go over these.... treats..... these.. suger bombs.....
Suspect 1: Good old Tootsie Roll..... mmm..... is it just me or does every shape seem to have a slightly difrent flavor? I'm not a fan of the long thin ones, but i love the thick ones, and i got a soft spot for cute little ones.... n.n
Suspect 2: Whoppers..... You either like them, or you don't.... thats it... personaly i hate them and i'm giving them to my friend flat out no trade...... EVIL!.... maybe i should burn them....
Suspect 3: Kit Kat..... It makes up for the whoppers, and i don't know who started the trend for gving out full sized kitkats but it is spreading and i think they deserve a nice buttsecksing on the house n.n
Suspect 4: Reeses.... try spelling that without the candy in your lap..... Sometimes i eat mine in two bites, chomp chomp. Sometimes i eat all around the edges, pull the chocolate off the top, and eat the rest.... sometimes i'm a little crazy when i eat...
Suspect 5: Name brandless bubble gum..... This stuff isn't that bad..... i like eating three or four at a time.... however....
Suspect 6: Jawbreaker..... these buggers come unmarked sometimes.... as does identical round gum..... the only way to find out is to have a bite! Seems like a cruel joke to me!....
Suspect 7: Sixlets..... DOES ANYONE LIKE THESE?! I'd rather have a rock...
Suspect 8: Random unmarked hardcandy/lolipops.... Does anyone actualy sell this stuff? I'm not a buyer of candy i prefer to dress up in cute outfits and have strangers give it too me but i've looked over the candy for sale..... i think the people who make these also make the horrable nameless chocolate which is fetured to the world only during easter, and halloween when they rewrap it in a difrent wraper and send it back out....
Suspect 9: Candy Corn..... see whopper... however i think the older you get the more you like it, kinda a familiarity.... the world will be crazy and aliens will rule, but candy corn will still be around and unadvertised! Sadly...... i did not get any..... TT^TT
Suspect 10: skittles/M&Ms.... the yin yang of candy.... same shape, difrent contents, but deep down in skittles is a horrable evil which makes you eat more, and deep in M&Ms.... it may take two hundred.... you find yourself wanting to never see one again....
Suspect 11: Gummy life savers! One of my favorits i can never bring myself to pay money for, i don't mind others buying them for me, in fact i've even had a straight guy buy a big sack of them for me to cheer me up.... but i just.... can't... spend my own money on them!...... *chew chew* n.n
Suspect 12: WARNING WARNING! HIGHLY DANGEROUS! Yes this one is the halloween slasher of candies...... candy corn is ok because you might see it at other times of the year, and it is ok..... but.... those little peanut butter monster candies, orange wraped or black wraped, they are evil.... I think only old people like these things, also only old people know what they are called, also i don't think anyone actualy buys them or hands them out.... they just apear wherever large sums of mixed candy gather..... CONSIDERED ARMED AND REVULTING! THROW AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!
Now your probly saying "But but but.... you left out...." well thats why you can always reply, because i'm done for now... for one reason the rest of my candy is put away and i dun feel like getting it out to write about..... the other reason being i don't feel like writing much mo-
Yes it has been awial but i am back it seems.... And i am here about..... ca-CANDY!CAN-candyCAndy!!! Candy.... I went out of corse Trick-or-Treating and found myself very alone with my two friends.... it seemed no one was in the mood... if we hadn't of cought some one about to head in who gave us three fist fulls each it would of been a bust, its a good thing it was mixxed...... now lets go over these.... treats..... these.. suger bombs.....
Suspect 1: Good old Tootsie Roll..... mmm..... is it just me or does every shape seem to have a slightly difrent flavor? I'm not a fan of the long thin ones, but i love the thick ones, and i got a soft spot for cute little ones.... n.n
Suspect 2: Whoppers..... You either like them, or you don't.... thats it... personaly i hate them and i'm giving them to my friend flat out no trade...... EVIL!.... maybe i should burn them....
Suspect 3: Kit Kat..... It makes up for the whoppers, and i don't know who started the trend for gving out full sized kitkats but it is spreading and i think they deserve a nice buttsecksing on the house n.n
Suspect 4: Reeses.... try spelling that without the candy in your lap..... Sometimes i eat mine in two bites, chomp chomp. Sometimes i eat all around the edges, pull the chocolate off the top, and eat the rest.... sometimes i'm a little crazy when i eat...
Suspect 5: Name brandless bubble gum..... This stuff isn't that bad..... i like eating three or four at a time.... however....
Suspect 6: Jawbreaker..... these buggers come unmarked sometimes.... as does identical round gum..... the only way to find out is to have a bite! Seems like a cruel joke to me!....
Suspect 7: Sixlets..... DOES ANYONE LIKE THESE?! I'd rather have a rock...
Suspect 8: Random unmarked hardcandy/lolipops.... Does anyone actualy sell this stuff? I'm not a buyer of candy i prefer to dress up in cute outfits and have strangers give it too me but i've looked over the candy for sale..... i think the people who make these also make the horrable nameless chocolate which is fetured to the world only during easter, and halloween when they rewrap it in a difrent wraper and send it back out....
Suspect 9: Candy Corn..... see whopper... however i think the older you get the more you like it, kinda a familiarity.... the world will be crazy and aliens will rule, but candy corn will still be around and unadvertised! Sadly...... i did not get any..... TT^TT
Suspect 10: skittles/M&Ms.... the yin yang of candy.... same shape, difrent contents, but deep down in skittles is a horrable evil which makes you eat more, and deep in M&Ms.... it may take two hundred.... you find yourself wanting to never see one again....
Suspect 11: Gummy life savers! One of my favorits i can never bring myself to pay money for, i don't mind others buying them for me, in fact i've even had a straight guy buy a big sack of them for me to cheer me up.... but i just.... can't... spend my own money on them!...... *chew chew* n.n
Suspect 12: WARNING WARNING! HIGHLY DANGEROUS! Yes this one is the halloween slasher of candies...... candy corn is ok because you might see it at other times of the year, and it is ok..... but.... those little peanut butter monster candies, orange wraped or black wraped, they are evil.... I think only old people like these things, also only old people know what they are called, also i don't think anyone actualy buys them or hands them out.... they just apear wherever large sums of mixed candy gather..... CONSIDERED ARMED AND REVULTING! THROW AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!
Now your probly saying "But but but.... you left out...." well thats why you can always reply, because i'm done for now... for one reason the rest of my candy is put away and i dun feel like getting it out to write about..... the other reason being i don't feel like writing much mo-
One thing I hated getting was taffy. That chewy shit in the wax paper that was all different colors. It all tasted like stale, flavorless marshmellows to me.