HAHAHAHA

Pics or it didn't happen!

fINE. i POSTED A PIC

... Well then. I guess this ranks pretty high on the forms of flattery a stranger can do for you? >.>

thats beautiful..isn't that a gryphon? ..fuck if you dont want it I'll take it O.O -grabby hands-

Lol Wut? Really? Must be someone close if they knew where to send it. :s

thats one expensive prank.. wow..

how the hell did they get your address? (possibly someone from BD then? I dunno..in relations to them?)

also..hey why not sell it or keep it as a trophy? The mysterious rainbow dragon dong oooOOOooo

He's straight, from what I can remember. He's probably disgusted and extremely livid. Keeping it or selling it is probably the last thing on his mind.

Hey now, straight people can like anal.

Not saying they can't. I guess what I meant to say was that I think to him, this is rather offensive, and that he would never, ever use such a thing, himself. My apologies for being somewhat inarticulate.

I'm actually not offended by this at all. But I am a mixture of amused and horrified. Mostly, I am worried that someone will find it.

Fair enough

>.> Hey, if you don't want it I'll take it off your hands. I'll pay for shipping. :P

I will gladly buy it.
I'd parade this puppy around like a unicorn horn.

I know who and what he is. Doesn't mean he cant sell it or laugh at it. He's friends with BD people and those who have money and such to do such pranks..so for the perp to have his address..probably a friend.

I doubt he is offended all that much, he wouldn't be posting about it on FA otherwise. A joke is funnier the more people know about it so if he was crazy mad about it he wouldn't be posting it. He instead would be hiring detectives and ninjas to seek revenge.

Now why can't I get such pretty gifts like that?

WHY NOT?

Gift it my way bro, I'll even do shipping costs lol 8D

How was this prank suppose to be funny?

I don't even...but how? it HAD to be someone VERY close to you and who knew you'd be pissed at this...especially with the rainbow aspect of it? yikes...though on the one up side your icon is a hilarious response to the situation.

I think it begs the question: What dragon would this belong to?

...story time!

LOL WHAT

Are you upset?

Call the number... you know you want to...

No one picked up. :I

The question is... what would you actually say? Imagine if you got through to their parents... XD

i really hope you were the one who signed for it and not someone else. that could easily be a day ruin-er.

It's a little funny, though that's one hell of an expensive joke.

According to the package, that's a Griffon, not a Dragon.

Just saying =P

What, you're not even gonna use it? How ingrateful!

Well to be fair, it's listed as a Surprise Me, so the person ordering didn't actually pick those colors. It just happened to be glittery rainbow. xD

In all seriousness, though... No harm, no foul? Also, you should totally raffle the dick.

Oh, no, trust me... I guarantee that Varka personally had a hand in this whole shenanigan. Its not a coincidence.

ask yourself who knows you write furry porn and your adress then start investigating from there

also if you resell it (the bd forums have a thread for that) its like someome gave you money

...that is one bizarre joke. amazing that somebody can put forth that kind of money on a prank...
Still, you could always hollow it out, fill it with sand, and use it as the most horrifying blackjack known to mankind...

I dont think its large enough for that. :P

Damn. That's a shame.
I was thinking how funny it would be to have the cops find a guy dumped in an alley, out cold with a glittering, penis shape welt on his face, later ranting about "Rainbow griffon/dragon penises". Might have the added bonus of being distracting enough that he might forget his attacker's face...
Just an idle thought.

I never read journals, as a matter or fact, I got over 60 new ones in my feed today. But this one, this one I clicked, this one I read. I am pleased, and from a joke perspective, this went beautifully.

Give me it :3 I need one anyways

Nobody "needs" a dildo. Especially not a rainbow dragon dildo. Err, gryphon dildo. Whatever.

I need my medium vergil the dragon for when I travel. Even though I can pick up women/or guys, it's nice to just have a toy to relax with in the tub.

well if your mate lives all the way acrost the country and you get lonely.. umm yeah XD

Wow... Just wow...

Kinda creepy, but hilarious none the less. Just how many people have you given your address to?

Just give it to someone else and erase from memory.

Ok, that's fucked up on a number of levels, perhaps you should e-mail the person who sent it and tell them they can have their toy back.

YOU GOTS A GRYPHON!!!!

is very jealous now!



Why can't someone be so nice to me like that?

Your icon matches

My icon matches my reaction to a lot of things I see in the fandom.

That it does

It's all fun and games till it happens to you.

More seriously, how many people know where you live to send you one anyway?

thats a bit fucked up xD I would kill that person

Why cant i favorite Journals?

Oh my gosh pff ill take it if you dont want it lol. But wow thats an expensive gift.

When I was in bootcamp, one of the guys got sent an "Anal Invader Set" with a wide variety of really invasive attachments so to speak. Thing is, in bootcamp, all mail is inspected by the company commanders and it was not kept private... at all. This was at a time when homosexuality in the military was strictly forbidden and this caused the receiver some problems and a whole lot of embarrassment. It was hilarious and he took ribbing over it for a long time over that.

that's quite creepy

Holy crap thats hilarious

Just sell him if you have no use for him, at least then you get something out of it.

One word... Wow...

Both creepy and funny. Someone has your address somehow...but then again, you got something that's expensive. Just resell it and use the money on something more fun for yourself.

A was man once said, a gryphon dong in the hand is worth two in the...wait. O_o

Oh hey I recognize that one. X3

That's... Wow. I would die if that happened to me. Is it possible it was just a wrong address?

i'm so sorry.. all I can think of is:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and sorry for the spam... but thats hilariouse...

hahaha what the fuck

If it's from bad dragon the actual order was probably placed about 6 months ago or some shit

Also, someone actually knows your address? I'd never give that shit out to people on here.

Many lulz were had.

Go to the parking lot of Walmart and stick it to the hood of someone's care with Krazy Glue!

Mwahahaha

*tips my hat to thee*

worth every cent ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHS8.....etailpage#t=59

Cool Runnings

did you get a travel sized bottle? if not i would return to sender immediately.

Tottally. Worth it. -snickers- It woulda been more amusing (At least to me) If they had sent a 'nixi' Dragon vagina toy.. (Likely more preferable to you as well..)
Ah well you might can return it if nothing else stating with a note 'I know you did this' Juuust in case narse is at fault here..

Ahhh, had to put Ausfer slightly out of his comfort range. + a Nix toy is super expensive xD

Just think of it as an Internet Lifetime Achievement Award.

After the initial amusement ends, always remember that in some way,
you've earned it.

honestly you brought this on your self. let me explain. in one of your replies someone asked your opinion on those kind of toys and your response was they would make a good gag gift. I read that and thought he's gonna find a dick in his mail box.

right here bro send it to me XD

that seems like a thing i would do if i won the lottery.

Well if YOU don't want it, I'll gladly take it
~

You're welcome!

Thank you so much. As you can tell, I am so excited to have a dick molded in the shape of your fursona's penis. -__-

you're lucky!

...both gloroous and terrifying at the saae time...

I'm Jealous! no one ever sent me a dildo for my writing...

j/k sell it on CL or 'donate' it to a local sex shop for some cash ;)
so long as you havent used it...