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Happy Gobble Day Everypony!
12 years ago
Glad You Could Stop By! Please, Come on in and Soak Up The Greatness!
Yes, I said Everypony.
I had almost assumed the entire MLP fad had passed the way of Blackberrys, 3-D television and movies made by Michael Bay. But alas, this Wolf came home to find a brand-new season 4 premiere of My Little Pony safely tucked away on his DVR.
And yet I have not had anytime to watch it! The horror! The horror!
But at least this season I have a reason to legitimately watch it! So all you Bronies out there, if you want to watch MLP without getting the flack from the status elite, have yourself a child or two. It looks better for you and the tax breaks are amazing!
So yeah, once again I got slammed by the busy fairy. She snuck up behind me, greased me up good, and just went to town ploughing me with her business. In the end I was left satisfied and buttery, like a Ritz cracker topped with thin slices of cheddar cheese and a sprig of parsley for colour. There was wetness and soreness and lots and lots of trips to the pharmacy for more lube and...
Sorry, kinda got off track for a moment there.
The important thing is I got raped by the busy fairy and it was good. So very good. Now, with us nearing the end of 2013, I am glad to say that after today's Turkey Day, I should be able to by on more often with my end-of-the-year stocking full of delights for all you good little boys and girls. And that one kid from Toledo who keeps sending me the shrunken heads. That special little kid gets an extremely heartfelt Gobble Day blessing from me because he takes such pride in the way he dries those heads and uses the finest silk string to sew the eyes and mouths shut.
Anyhow, back to Gobble Day!. It's nearing six am and I have been up all night visiting family that made it in throughout the week. And of course the twins were screaming for turkey and ham and yams so I had to get to cooking early. This is their first Thanksgiving and they already made in perfectly clear that they will be the centre of attention!
So, I've been up pretty much all night while everyone else slept, preparing and getting things set up. Hopefully I can squeeze in some MLP and Justin Nelson taunts while my Grasshopper pie sets. Then its onward to the preparations of greatness for Gobble Day! It's a beautiful 16 degrees outside with snow showers aplenty and no sunrise til 9:30 AM...so it looks like it will be another grand Gobble Day again in the badlands of Alaska.
Speaking of which, from my family to yours, I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving, and whether you are eating a slice of pumpkin pie, a pumpkin pie-flavoured Pop Tart, or everyone's favourite: Domino's Thanksgiving Feast Pizza with Pumpkin Pie topping, we need to all be thankful that we don't have to put up with my parents.
So that's why I will be bouncing on and off online all day to see how all of your Gobble Days are going. Because my mother is going to be in full Jewish-Mother nag mode and the ground's too frozen to dig a shallow grave.
Until next time,
I wish you all a great Thanksgiving and will talk to you all soon!
And be sure to watch all new episodes of My Little Pony on the HUB! Channel 294 for us DirecTV subscribers. For all you poor people...I don't know...YouTube it or read the condensed books. I can't solve all your problems!
~Adrik
I had almost assumed the entire MLP fad had passed the way of Blackberrys, 3-D television and movies made by Michael Bay. But alas, this Wolf came home to find a brand-new season 4 premiere of My Little Pony safely tucked away on his DVR.
And yet I have not had anytime to watch it! The horror! The horror!
But at least this season I have a reason to legitimately watch it! So all you Bronies out there, if you want to watch MLP without getting the flack from the status elite, have yourself a child or two. It looks better for you and the tax breaks are amazing!
So yeah, once again I got slammed by the busy fairy. She snuck up behind me, greased me up good, and just went to town ploughing me with her business. In the end I was left satisfied and buttery, like a Ritz cracker topped with thin slices of cheddar cheese and a sprig of parsley for colour. There was wetness and soreness and lots and lots of trips to the pharmacy for more lube and...
Sorry, kinda got off track for a moment there.
The important thing is I got raped by the busy fairy and it was good. So very good. Now, with us nearing the end of 2013, I am glad to say that after today's Turkey Day, I should be able to by on more often with my end-of-the-year stocking full of delights for all you good little boys and girls. And that one kid from Toledo who keeps sending me the shrunken heads. That special little kid gets an extremely heartfelt Gobble Day blessing from me because he takes such pride in the way he dries those heads and uses the finest silk string to sew the eyes and mouths shut.
Anyhow, back to Gobble Day!. It's nearing six am and I have been up all night visiting family that made it in throughout the week. And of course the twins were screaming for turkey and ham and yams so I had to get to cooking early. This is their first Thanksgiving and they already made in perfectly clear that they will be the centre of attention!
So, I've been up pretty much all night while everyone else slept, preparing and getting things set up. Hopefully I can squeeze in some MLP and Justin Nelson taunts while my Grasshopper pie sets. Then its onward to the preparations of greatness for Gobble Day! It's a beautiful 16 degrees outside with snow showers aplenty and no sunrise til 9:30 AM...so it looks like it will be another grand Gobble Day again in the badlands of Alaska.
Speaking of which, from my family to yours, I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving, and whether you are eating a slice of pumpkin pie, a pumpkin pie-flavoured Pop Tart, or everyone's favourite: Domino's Thanksgiving Feast Pizza with Pumpkin Pie topping, we need to all be thankful that we don't have to put up with my parents.
So that's why I will be bouncing on and off online all day to see how all of your Gobble Days are going. Because my mother is going to be in full Jewish-Mother nag mode and the ground's too frozen to dig a shallow grave.
Until next time,
I wish you all a great Thanksgiving and will talk to you all soon!
And be sure to watch all new episodes of My Little Pony on the HUB! Channel 294 for us DirecTV subscribers. For all you poor people...I don't know...YouTube it or read the condensed books. I can't solve all your problems!
~Adrik
V.
May your yams brown evenly and not turn to that gross orangish-brown mush!
And your poem was delightful! I read it to the twins as they watched me making pie crusts and slicing apples!
~Adrik
All of that right back to you!
V.